Monogamous porn couple Aden and Jordan Jaric just ended their five year relationship. Upon hearing this news, is it wrong that my first thought was "rebound sex"? Because I'm not gonna lie–I'd gladly give them both a shoulder to cry on dick to sit on. Post-breakup sex is the best kind of sex!
I'm not really picky about which Jaric rides my cock. Frankly, I could never tell the two of them apart. Watching their porn was basically like seeing the Peters Twins in action, minus the creepy incest factor. Plus, it was even more frustrating because they were completely unattainable. At least Miloh & Elijah occasionally invite in a third (or fourth) party!
And you know what's even more infuriating? These two are still completely unattainable, in the sense that there's absolutely no way either of them would sleep with me. This isn't me having a low-self esteem moment. It's just blatantly realistic. But the offer still stands…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Falcon Studios
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They had a good five years at least.
The shorter one is a little cutie…I could definately make him forget his last relationship.
I always thought their “relationship” was just a creation of and a marketing tool used by Falcon to sell videos they were in.
Some facts about the Jarics: they were not actually legally married, and their last name was actually a combination of their “maiden” names.
why is this secret sex? is there anybody on here that would kick either one of them out of bed??
wow, that’s like 20 hetero-years!
This makes me sad! Maybe after some “break up” sex, they will realize they are still in love, and get back together, and forget about monogamy!
I wish them all the best maybe a little time a part is what they need.
i feel completely ignorant – i have no idea who these two studs are – that said, all break ups are difficult, so best of luck to each of them. where are they from?
Aside from having two of the dumbest names in the porn industry, their career at Falcon wouldn’t have lasted much longer before the execs started insisting they pair up with other models, because once you’ve seen the same two guys make out (unless they flip fuck), the only thing that changes is the scenery.
Personally I thought that these two were something to be looked up to. NOT for the job they were doing, but for the commitment they had made to one another. It is sickening that WE have told the world that we firstly can’t commit. Why? Cause we only care about dick and ass and not the person who is carrying it. That WE allow people around the world call us QUEER? and we smile? Has anyone looked it up in the dictionary? – strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; of a questionable nature or character; suspicious; shady: mentally unbalanced or deranged. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive .
a.
homosexual.
b.
effeminate; unmanly.
Slang . bad, worthless, or counterfeit.
I would be offended to be called or if is implied that I am any of the dictionary definitions listed above. Instead of trying to show the first our community that we are NO different from the rest, just our sexual preference in bed, we strive to do otherwise. My reaction to this is the comments that I have read regarding this couple. Instead of thinking that we need strong foundations for our community to be set on..and built on, we hear comments that don’t give justice to many of us who strive to let the world and ourselves know that there are solid foundations set, we can put down roots etc. These guys whether they worked in porn or not, should have been respected for the commitment they had made to each other. We must not work against ourselves but rather we must all work towards building something solid. The first step is in foundations – relationship foundations. If we have that, the rest will come naturally and without hesitation. But when we can’t commit to each other, why should anyone else commit to us, believe in us, give babies to us, bond us in marriage among all the issues that are supposedly so important to us yet we really don’t believe in them do we? Enough of the sex focus only and focus on something that will give us something that will forever take away the stereotype that we have created for ourselves which has done nothing but work as a stigma to anything we strive to achieve.
PS And enough of the sickening Drag Queens with hair up to the ceiling, unnatural looks with makeup no one other than a clown would use. It is not what we should be using as idols, prototypes, role models…no wonder no one changes their opinion .. we look like something that are found in a circus. Instead of being pissed … think about what I am truly meaning. I want nothing but the well being of a group of men of which I am a part of, but totally can’t disagree with the discrimination and objections that are made towards the gay community cause it is our doing. If we had done things right, we would have been much more ahead. And it all starts with us. Set the foundations of your lives..then things will spread to others and so on.