Are the Olympics over yet? I'm all for the world's most talented athletes competing in grueling competitions, but they're seriously starting to fuck with my television-watching habits. Plus, there's not enough jerk-off material in winter sports. As much as it was nice to see Bode Miller's peen outline, I'd rather see hot guys rolling around together in tight singlets.
Speaking of which, today's caption-worthy hunks are two wrestlers in a particularly suggestive pose. I'm not sure about the origin of this picture, but I do know that you'll be able to provide some hilarious commentary for this. You've been delivering some pretty good ones lately, so take it to the next level and make us fall off our chairs laughing!
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
You’re mine in the locker room after!
This isn’t an attempt to caption that. For all the tops out there check out skeleton. The way the athletes ass bounce and giggle down the course is fucking hot as hell. see the canadian gold medalists ass slide down the track. mmmm. this sport needs more attention.
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Wait, so the winner doesn’t get to fuck the loser?
Right here, Right now
Another place another time YOUR mine mate
If THIS doesn’t get me on Naked Kombat NOTHING will!
Ironically, this very scene would be repeated in the locker room after the match with much fewer clothes.
bottoms up loser, time for the winner to claim his prise
Goin’ For the GOLD, BABY
The judge is stopping us from proceeding because I forgot a condom!
I’m the king of the world!….and your ass.
LOGO presents “Miracle”
So you mean I wasn’t supposed to wrestle around until I came? Too late……
Gofer Face!!!
Olympic wrestling = Olympic orgasms
Why isn’t this part of the Olympic Games?
Or is it?
YES !!!!! I FINALLY GOT IT UP !!!!!!!!!
Screw the Gold, I’m getting the Brown!
He pins, he scores, he SHOOTS!
Oh God! Oh yes! Oh oh oh! Aww! Yeah!
NIKE….Just do it…
Better then the full-nelson.
Yes! Tonight I’m the top!
“I didn’t need the long jump to win this!!”
“dude I fuckin’ DOMINATE”
also, I made last weeks!!!! I dunno why that’s so exciting to me, but it is lol
I FINALLY managed to keep it up with people watching!!!
“Success!, I finally, got this donkey dick…in that virgin pucker!!”
I just wanna CUM!!!
Winner gets to bottom!
MORE LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!
PENETRATION! VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
The Ref has gotten COME in his eyes before-IT BURNS!!!
Nike, Just Do It.
wrestling what men do during boys basketball season.
nate, i don’t think you included the whole link or something, it comes up with a 404 error
Once again Adidas takes it up the ass by Nike.
Nike DOMINATE Adidas…
YAAaaaaahhh
All your butts are belong to us.