A blonde twink kissing an ice sculpture that’s shaped like a giant penis? This sounds like it’s just asking for commentary from Manhunt Daily readers, so it’s probably no surprise that it’s the premise of today’s caption-worthy image. We have high hopes that you’ll bring us some hilarity for this one…
Speaking of hilarity, you delivered it hard in last week‘s round of Caption This! There were forty-eight submissions overall, and a handful of them actually had me laughing out loud. A few of them even put some wood in my pants. Now that you’ve set the bar so high, we expect you to come out swinging. Work those funny bones!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: WilsonModels
For last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Last week’s captions were so good that we couldn’t even pick a favorite! We wound up going with one of the most popular sentiments in the end, but a few deserve an honorable mention. Check out the list below, and keep on making us laugh with your witty comments.
- RECESSION SPECIAL!
$2.25, All you can eat!!! - See 9 quarters, pick them up, all day long you’ll have good fuck-errm, luck.
- I also accept credit!
- The one time you won’t mind getting screwed by tolls.
- Time to feed the meter!
- Gives new meaning to “blowing your money”
Give it to me like you mean it.!
“Determination.”
Ah, well, at least I got last week’s.
This is one pole you won’t mind getting your tongue stuck to.
(~a la A Christmas Story)
Ant Man didn’t realize what he was getting into with until Ice Man came ice cubes all over him.
This is how you keep a Yehti smiling.
Finally, something for a size queen AND an ice princess!
Mmmm… Ice cold has me red hot! Wonder what ice cum tastes like?
Open Wide for Chunky……
This is all I got to do to get rid of lockjaw?
a whole new meaning to “cold cocked”
Are sure this is I how move from understudy to lead in The Iceman Cometh?
Correction: Are sure this is how I move from understudy to lead in The Iceman Cometh?
Introducing the next generation Creamsicle…
Melts In Your Mouth And In Yours Hands
Iah fthink mah tongueh shtud ith fhhozen to thah shlit!
If the popcycle training wasn’t enough…
Ah, the only way to get frost bite!
Betcha I can warm that cold heart…..
I double doggy style dare ya!
I wonder if he has a constant case of blueballs…
“Penis got your tongue?”
Jet parody.
Cold hard dick, just a kiss on the lips, and I was on my knees, I’m waitin’ give me.
If you thought the brain freeze you got from eating ice cream was bad…
And they called me a block head
Is this an XXX-Rated remake of “A Christmas Story”?
We’ve all fallen for a cold hearted snake or two.
not a caption… but it looks like he already has frostbitten lips.
come ’round for a nice, BIG, cold one!
X-Mas Throwback: Well there’s nothing humble about this Bumble.
How Vancouver won the 2010 Winter Olympics
Cocksicle.
“And they call ME a size queen..”
Sugar, more sugar!
Best.
Drinking game.
Ever.
I thought a jack frost blowing was a bad thing?
I guess you are a grower not a shower, Bobby Drake!
Who cares he’s not hot when he’s this big!
“How many licks will it take to get to the center of THIS tootsie pop?”