Nine quarters on a dick. That's the premise of today's caption-worthy image, and there's not much more to it. According to my calculations, this guy's packing a little over 8.5 inches. You'll have to click through for the uncensored version. If you're not too busy drooling over that big cock, leave a comment with your best caption!
Honestly, I wasn't too impressed with a lot of last week's captions, but I appreciate that more of you are giving this a try. Although we wound up choosing something a little self-serving this time around, don't think that mentioning Manhunt or OnTheHunt will automatically secure you a spot in the winner's circle. You have to earn it!
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
i think my slot machine broke :O
I also accept credit!
Time to feed the meter!
All that and $2.25 to spare!
Would you like fries with your Quarter-Pounder?
Heads, I top – Tails, You Bottom
Do you like the newest state quarter? OR
The newest state quarter for the State of Bliss OR
A real man would use half dollars or silver dollars
Do I have enough change for a COCK(play on COKE)
2 buck chuck’s: if you think you get alot for 2 bucks wait til you see what 2.25 gets you
Is this why Louis Vuitton wallets don’t have coin pouches?
See what that extra quarter will get you.
Penny for your thoughts… Quarter for my cock.
If that’s Cody Cummings, the caption will be “you are going to need to pay me a whole helluva lot more of these to get me do anything more with another guy.”
Ooooh or “Profits from the kissing booth”
“Put your money where your mouth is.”
I still like Will’s though.
Also, if you ever needed examples on the downsides of crotch shaving, you’ve got it here.
The new meaning to “two-bit whore.”
Mother’s Advice.
This is why she told you to not put money in your mouth.
(needs a demotivational poster layout btw)
Inflation: “hey bro, can you spare me a few quarters?”
Jackpot!
Put your money where your mouth is; or should be.
Would you care to make a deposit in my piggy bank?
You need more than a quarter to play with my Joy stick……
If I had a quarter for everytime someone tried to measure my dick I’d have…. $2.25!
gives new meaning to “blowing your money”
Oh yeah baby, I got your stimulus package right here!
Damn it’s $2.26 for that ride and all I have is $2.25… maybe they have a penny jar.
Yes, I’d like to make a deposit…
I’m the quaterback. I’m looking for the tight end!
Hey little boy, wanna reach down & grab some quarters outta my pocket?
P.S. Guys, you all have some hilarious captions! Good job!!! I love intelligent, witty men. Hell, I just love men in general.
So $2.25 gets you the Xtra Value Meal SUPER SIZED. Garunteed to be better than the Quarter Pounder
Is that all it’s worth with the exchange rate? –or– This is the weirdest penis extension method I’ve ever seen!
Sorry sir, exact change only.
More for your money…
OR
California, Kansas, Arizona and New York… And with that I complete my quater coin collection!
I know I asked for quarters…but this takes service with a smile to a whole new level…and I will definitely be coming back!
The one time you won’t mind getting screwed by tolls.
“Get more value for your money!”
almost a foot…. well, lets just call it 3 quarters short of 12.
See 9 quarters, pick them up, all day long you’ll have good fuck-errm, luck.
Hung like a quarter horse!
Fuck a $5 footlong, I’ll take that for $2.25 instead.
The price of the money on my cock 2.25 the price of my picture being featured on manhuntdaily priceless.
RECESSION SPECIAL!
$2.25
All you can eat!!!
put MY money where YOUR mouth is!
some jackass tipped me in with quarters the last time I danced. cheap bastard!
Gives new meaning to “coin purse”
Need more quarters.
Quarter shaft?
Not exactly a trojan condom…
This is the one time that $2.25 is worth more $5.00 (a roll of quarters. :))
Hey Dick U got a quarter ?