Penis jokes! Prepare yourself for more of them, because it's time for another edition of Manhunt Daily's Caption This. Today's caption-worthy hunk is none other than porn star Cody Cummings. He just happened to nakedly stroll into the kitchen, craving a healthy (and quite phallic) snack.
What's on Cody's mind? That's for you to decide! Bring us your best caption for this image, and we may choose it as next week's winner. If you're chosen, we might send Cody over to give your ass a hearty pounding. Or you'll just have bragging rights. Either way, you'll feel extremely awesome.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Cody Cummings
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
You can have the breakfast of champions; I’ll have the breakfast of porn stars.
is the guy on the first picture so small or is the banana so huge?
Maybe dick can be yummy too!!
Love Cody Cummings, but why is this photo so disproportional? Funny thing, I deep throated a banana yesterday just to prove I could, LMFAO!
Gotta curb the hunger (for cock) somehow.
Practice! Practice! Practice! Makes perfect, as they say. I think I need more bananas.
Bet you can’t eat just one!
That really was a banana in your pants…..
That’s all he can fit in his mouth? I guess he really is straight.
Who wants to pet the monkey?
Okay, breathe through the nose, relax the soft palate. I can do this!!
“This might not be so bad … bigger payout too …”
I have no idea why that guy said he wanted to suck my banana…this is no fun at all!
“I’ll show him who’s the sex monkey!”
See that? All the way down and back out and not one mark. And Tommy Lee thinks that skank Pam is so damn good…
OH SHIT !! I should have stuck the zucchini up my ASS !!!
(As an advertise)
New! Dick-shaped bananas!! Part of a complete breakfeast.
(Health warning below)
Pleasure effects are variable. No recomended for homophobics and banana allergics. Do not bite. Deep troathing can choke the user. Preferelly used with milk or lub. Frecuent use can make troathsore, hyperkalemia and other secondary effects. If problems persist, ask an gay person inmediatly and suck the ral thing. The problems consequence from missuse are completly the user’s responsability.
Obviously “potblessed” has a problem with the English language.
hmmmm- if only the guy I had last night was as long thick, and tasty as this
AND THEY SAY CODY CUMMINGS NEVER SUCKED A COCK BEFORE.. YEAH RIGHT!
haha, I do.. I still on practice. Sorry to all american fellows, hoho..
way to be rude, KC. cut people some slack, hey? is your spanish any good (or have you ever made an attempt to speak/write another language)? if you don’t have anything nice (or constructive) to say…
“i wonder what i should wear to the ball?”
Well they say practice makes perfect…
so this is what all those guys have to go through with me…
Light brkfst…no grease splatter today.
Chiquita bites!
Lame…”Well I hope they don’t expect me to do this when I cross over to On The Hunt!”
Ho hum, I wonder if it cums?
Daddy’s viagra hasn’t kicked in yet.
George,
I am normally the one to blast folks for their mistakes in writing- but this guy I would never have taken to task. that being said, KC was not overly nasty about the fact that potblessed was obviously not an “English as a first language” guy. and the guy admitted it and apologized, and was not offended as far as can be seen.
I tend to figure that if guys are going to post in English on this site, they should be able to do so in a coherent and understandable way. Potblessed got his point across well, and the numbers of mistakes were an indicator that this was not a lazy English-speaking slob who just didn’t care because it’s a blog, as many of the guys who write on here are.
i’ll suck on this banana, but i won’t suck your dick……but i will take ur 29.95 per month!
Is this what asians taste like?
(I’m Chinese, btw…)
Does eating a banana makes me gay?
Why doesn’t anyone wear Polyester anymore?
“No, Mom, eating a banana did not make me gay!You and dad did.”
Here we see the prime species homo erectus enjoying tasty fresh fudge on his banana.
Why are those guys staring at my banana?