It's hard to believe that this is only the fourth edition of iPhone Wars, a feature inspired by the site Guys With iPhones. In previous battles, we witnessed couples and men with crooked smiles fighting for your lust and affection. Our inaugural post found an uncut meathead beating out a messy-haired hipster boy.
Finally, the time has come for this series to get a little heftier and hairier in the first ever Battle of the Bears. While I'd love to attempt swaying your votes by stating my preference, I can't choose between these two cuddly cuties. Woof, indeed!
– Dewitt
To vote and check out full-size, uncensored pics, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
[A] has a better wank, while [B] has a better bod….
Those glsaaes are sexy!
I’m in the minority on this one (so far, at least). I like the fact that bear A is showing some hard *and* is wearing glasses. I’ve always had a weak spot for humpy nerds in glasses. Bear B has his attractions to be sure, but I am sadly unmoved by man tits. It’s a picky point, and at a sex party I’m sure I’d do *something* with him no matter my small quibbles.
I actually know the guy in picture B. How random. His cock is quite large when hard. That pic doesn’t do it justice.
Man, was this a tough one. B is more classically handsome, while A is rocking the cute and furry a little more. I finally went with A, just because of the sexy-dorky-fun look he’s giving the camera (that, and I’ve got a thing for shoulder hair).
Now where’s option C: me roasting like a pig on a spit between these two beefy daddies?
B all the way baby!
I know the guy in B as well. I still chose A…
i’m voting for Contestant B.
upon closer look, it appears Contestant A has unusually small legs..
..maybe “abnormally” small.
so, what was once a tough call is now an easier choice for me.
Get dressed fellas.