Check Out Levi Johnston’s Hockey Stick!

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Were you disappointed by the first set of Levi Johnston's naked pictures for Playgirl? Well, a second set has emerged, and there are a few pics that are definitely hotter than the first round. While he still doesn't look one-hundred percent comfortable in front of the camera, he's at least comfortable enough to deliver some prime eye-fucking action.

We got a little boxer-brief bulge this time, but there's still not enough peen to make me sign up for Playgirl's lame-ass site. And even though his ass is a little flat, it's still supremely fuckable! Technically, I don't even care what he's packing in the front, but it's the principle of the matter. If you promise me cock, you better fucking deliver. I'm a needy boy.

Speaking of Levi's penis, Corbin Fisher allegedly offered him $100,000 to appear in three solo masturbation videos. According to the contract's writer, Johnston's camp was "very polite, but said that the money was not enough.” Hmm, that leaves me wondering how much would be enough…

Oh, and did you hear about the upcoming porn flick Getting Levi's Johnson? Jet Set Men's Casey will be filling the title role, and it'll be a treat to find out who's filling (or being filled by) him. The cast also includes Brent Corrigan, Jesse Santana, Luke Marcum, Dallas Reeves and Diesel Washington as Johnston's manager Tank Jones. My favorite comment about the flick came from Jack at Gay Porn Blog, who tweeted about the latter casting decision: "Is that racist? They don't all look alike."

– Dewitt

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10 thoughts on “Check Out Levi Johnston’s Hockey Stick!

  1. I’m thinking the reason $100,000 for three materbation videos was not enough because he may have gotten much more from Playgirl…and since a majority of Corbin Fisher and Playgirls fans are gay CF would probably have to cough up much more to get him….Also I’d like to mention that’s it rumored Levi was at a hollywood party not long ago and was spotted exiting a bedroom supposedly with his clothes and hair messed up with another guy…interesting…There MAY be more to Levi than everyone realizes.

  2. his hair is seriously fucked up. but he’s cute, although not quite hot. but, hey, he looks better than i did at that age!

  3. My first real boyfriend in college was still fucking his long time high school girl friend when I first met him my freshman year. He could easily be a fan of man.
    I watched him interviewed this weekend and he speaks very well and there really is something sexually provacative about him.
    The biggist queer factor tipping point is he knew who Kathy Griffin was when she called.
    “Friend of Katy” = “Friend of Dorothy”
    I really do wish him well and hope he makes good decisions for himself. OHHH, and Playgirl fucked him over with those underproduced crappy valued photos.
    They should have spent some bucks for a Johnny Castle style spread.

  4. @mac4. From my experience, it’s just the opposite, ONLY straight guys go around showing off their asses

  5. “im sure he’s at least bisexual…straight guys don’t go around showing off their ass”
    Yeah, my 4 year-old cousin keeps showing his ass to everyone so he must be at least bisexual.
    Anyways, I wish Playgirl at least shot him wearing jock straps or bikini briefs with a semi-erection. These pics do not feel Playgirl at all. He should also have taken anabolic steroids in the short time he prepared by working out for this shoot And why didn’t they give him a haircut?!

  6. he is hot hot hot…maybe i just dont get laid enough but he does something to me that i can explain….like the long haired guy on criminal minds…..

  7. I like Levi he cute but still has what appears 2 be baby fat keeps hitting the gym and I think he will be ok … BTW straight guys tend show there dick more than there ass !!!

  8. If he really wants to screw up you-know-who’s political career, he would take the CF offer (maybe even become an exclusive if he was good at it). And Clinton, what exactly is a “Johnny Castle spread”? That fugly straight guy’s 15 minutes expired a long time ago, thank God!

  9. guys you cant tell me its not like a little hot….i dont know..the smile..the tease in his eyes…I am sure its just another case of want what I know I cant have but jeese its minus 30 C thats like 25 below here today and I would cuddle with him all day long and if something came up I am sure we could take care of that tool I meant too…

  10. Is it just me or does he look constipated? but his BUTT is TO DIE FOR!!! I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed unless he wanted to F*Ck on the for

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