Last week’s edition of iPhone Wars centered around sculpted six packs and shaved gym bodies, so naturally we decided to focus on a whole other aspect of male beauty for today’s round. You can call ’em bears, you can call ’em cubs. Whatever you call ’em, they’re definitely not twinks, and they’ve got a healthy amount of fur on their chests.
In fact, you may even recognize one of them (Contestant D) from this post, in which he nearly defeated a group of slutty twinks for the title of ultimate sexiness. While we feel bad for putting him in yet another superficial contest, he’s so hot that we forgot how bad we felt.
Not that we’re biased! We’d totally pick an “all of the above” option if it were possible. And we say that because we know some of you queeny bitches are going to ask for a “none of the above” option. Ugh, if you don’t like it, move on to the next post!
– Dewitt
To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
It was a toss up between C and D. But, I like both for different reasons. They are both equally hot!
My vote is for D since we’ve fucked.
this is the worst iphone war…. I love me some cub men…. I love hairy men…. but only c is even remotely good looking to me
D!
Agreed.
Well, only ‘C’ is even close to being attractive. I’m not a fan of bears, I admit, but some do have faces that make you drool. These guys though aren’t good looking.
good luck to all
C is a pluck and wax away from being a twink. Stay within the spirit of the competition.
which one was young enough to be called a cub?
Obviously, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s between ‘A’ and ‘D’ for me, although further inspection of all participants, (w/o pants) at point blank range, may be needed! 🙂
“C”…only because he’s the least offensive.
Where is the cub?
lucky lucky, he’s so hot!!!!
DavidUK, Fresler: What is the cutoff age?
wow, this is HONESTLY the most difficult one I’ve had to chose from. And unlike most of these annoying whining bitches I mean that in a good way. They are all quiet the delicious site.
C is freaking hot
mmmmm c was so cute damn i love me a cute bear with an irrestable smile my last boyfriend looked similar to him his profile name on manhunt is kelsexlvr mmmm hottie!
Well since I know D in real life i guess I’ll vote for him, hes been permeating my internet space as of late it would seem anyway. Fucker.
(wow.
a lot of player-hating on this thread, huh?)
i do like the looks of contestants “A,” “C” & “D” (although i can totally understand why someone else might be attracted to “B”), but ultimately i chose C.
i suppose, because “C” appears most approachable.
(“A´´’s photo quality could have been better.)
I can’t choose can I just have all four of them …Woof!! I wish manhunt had more guys like this featured… real men!!!!!!!!!
all of them
B and D do nothing for me…
its a very close call between A and C. Ultimately C wins, since the face is clearer… A’s furry belly almost won out tho…