Two guys are riding down the street on their bicycles. At first, we thought they both had ridiculous wedgies, but it appears that they’re actually thongin’ it up like Chase Hostler. Maybe they’re trying to get rid of those pesky tan lines? That’s for you to decide!
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Absolute perfection. Well played, ospreyboi1122!
fucking banana seat
Why is the sheriff following us????????
Did you get a whiff of the last one?
Smell that! That’s the smell of defeat!
O’doyle rules!
The Tour de France has taken new measures to prevent cheating at this year’s race.
Biking down the middle of the road like that is a good way to get rear ended.
I just hope that Armstrong guy lives up to his first name when he catches up with us!
With a lack of sponsorship, the rear flashers had to be improvised for the cycling team.
Wouldn’t this be more fun without seats?
My ass is whiter than yours!
i put on some spf 45
We should have gotten BIGGER seats!
Banana seats…meet Banana hammocks.
If I dressed like this and don’t win an actual IRON MAN I’m gonna be pissed!
does this bike make my ass look big?
I told you they would ride up with wear.
I whip my ass back and forth, I whip my ass back ass forth……
Cash, gas, or ass. Nobody rides for free.
“Am I darker, Mary??” “Yeah Mary! Am I?”
That”s one way to be ‘cheeky’.
” Race you to your bottom-THE bottom! :S “
So why are we riding ass-backwards down this hill, Joey?
Ohh my hope guys keep their eyes on the road damn yumm:-)
Caution – Two large cracks in the road!
Hey dude, do these seats give you a wedgie as well?
Mark and Steve provide new meaning to making the Tour de France by the “seat of their pants.”
Dude, you call that tiny breeze a fart; check this one out and pull my finger!
Riding cheek to cheek
thats the grossest thing I have ever seen
Two thongs don’t make a right.
“Does this make my ass look big?”
Matching thongs… and they say they’re going straight?
This’ll teach those tailgaters! >D
“SWEET, what’s mine say?”
“DUDE, what’s mine say?!”
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go round! Wait, those aren’t girls????
With a lack of sponsorships for the team, the cyclists took cheap measures to ensure the rear flashers were in somewhat working order.
bike-a-thon-G
anybody feel a draft?
why of course i can whistle! watch and learn !!