ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to say it.” That’s considerate. Nothing worse than swallowing a load, and the dude just towels off and heads for the fridge. This way he’s covered and doesn’t have to call you the next day.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM –Jakey G, where’s your mop at? Pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal shorn bald for his role as a cop in the upcoming End Of Watch surfaced this week. I think he looked hotter with that look in Jarhead. Nevertheless, the boy could be covered in raw sewage, and I’d still hold my nose and get after that. No, I’m not some kind of scat queen. I’m just pointing out his sexy. Jeez. Perv.
lol at jake…
still pretty cute
Someone tell Gary that you arent supposed to measure from the bottom of the balls to the tip.
Jake is soooo hot, he was here in austin a couple of days ago and hes gorgeous in person!
That looks more like the Real World than Jersey Shore.
On the Alex’s article, his tatoo says “Alex” in Japanese. It’s his name in Jap, that’s all.
I don’t understand how Dianna Agron could date such a tool, even if he is hot. She seems like such an awesome grounded chick. I hope that was just a media ploy now.
Alex Pettyfer wouldn’t have to say thank you… he wouldn’t have to speak at all… unless he wanted to talk dirty to me..
*snore*
*snore*
*snore*
Jake Going Bald
dick perks up
That doesn’t look like ‘thank you’ to me…looks more like “TWSA”
Why do you refer to a person’s genitals as “junk?” Junk is trash, garbage, something undesirable.
Well…they say that a picture will say it all…FUNNY! But, I like the personal touch! lol