That’s not milk. And while you can probably guess the source of that mysterious white substance, we’re just going to break it down for you–there is definitely a penis behind that carton. Spewing cum into a mug of coffee… Er, good morning! Welcome to today’s edition of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
– Dewitt
To check out the uncensored pic and last week’s winner, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winning caption…
All New Protein Creamer,no fat no calories
ONE SQUIRT OR TWO?
Coffeemate introduces new Semen Sensation!
No Carbs!
Got milk !!!!!
a double shot for those morning blues
New Miwell Haus creamer- good to the last drop!
“Good to the last drop”
The Best Part Of Waking Up
The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is Semen In Your Cup.
lol! Me and IcedMocha had almost the same idea. lol!
This is the most intensive creamer I’ve ever used!
Do you take your coffee sweet or salty?
It’s ok…it’s non-dairy.
The creme on espresso was never like this before
Some HOT JOE in your hot Jo??
I have found a way to live without Starbucks.
a waste of perfectly delicious semen.
Might as well put that morning wood to use
Don’t worry, it is organic.
Chunky cream is not always a bad thing
Can I Get a Milk Mustache too?
Nothing like fresh cream for your espresso.
I prefer heavy cream only…
Waitress,”Just keep it cumming”…..
The waiter told her they were out of creamer.
She begger to call him out on that fact.
Only shaken, not stirred.
Good to the last drop!
THe only way to get fresh cream in your coffe
The freshest cream always cums from the source!!
aids up your coffee
nothing aids more creaminess
it’s enough to sweeten everyone’s day 🙂
Ummm Does the body good!
Welcome to come over for a cuppa…
Want cream with that???
I Cant Believe its Not Butter!
Fuck whole milk, I want that heavy whipping cream :p
Tastes great; but takes hours to fill a bowl of cereal.
Next Time, Don’t Forget To Tip!
Last step in the 3 hour remedial espresso training for starbucks
What a way to wake up, even before the coffee is ready.
The only dairy creamer with protein!
Yes Julie, there is such a thing as organic non-dairy creamer. Daddy makes it fresh every day.
Shake well before using.
I think the milkman is a little too excited for his job…
I’m lactose intolorant
What ‘let’s meet for coffee’ on Manhunt really means
To Hell with the coffee, I’ll just take a shot of cream!!!!
I love when my man busts a cap-in-my-ccino first thing in the morning… 😉
I told you I prefer it shaken not stirred.
Espresso: Quick, short, doses.
Cant get much PURE MILK than that!!!
One lump or two?
SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
CAN I DRINK FROM THE TAP ?
Why buy the milk when you can get the cock for free?