Secret Sex: The Klondike Bears

If you’ve ever watched television, you’re probably familiar with the whole “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” campaign. Basically, it circles around people doing ridiculous shit, in the hopes of stuffing one of these delicious treats into their mouths. And in the latest commercial, a random twink is squished between two bears.

When I first saw this ad, all I could think was, “That’s all he has to do to get a Klondike Bar?” Hell, you wouldn’t even need to give me any ice cream to do that! Let’s raise the stakes and get those woofy motherfuckers naked, and then it’ll really be a good time…

– Dewitt

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13 thoughts on “Secret Sex: The Klondike Bears

  1. I do NOT want to see these guys naked! That includes all three! No thank you! And I wouldn’t do that for a Klondike bar!

  2. :-D.

    so klondike used actual bears (well, Chubbears, anyway) for this production, eh?

  3. dude — no one wants to see these guys, not 1, not 2, not 3 of them.

    Please lose these pics before we all lose our dinner!!!

    🙂

  4. hey guy

    No one wants to see these guys………not 1, not 2, not 3 of them.

    Please lose the pics before we all lose our dinner!

    🙂 Thanks

  5. kinda funny how that one bear’s boob obscures the eye of the guy in the middle.

  6. Yeah, I was hoping they’d pull down their pants and … Lucky guy in the middle.

  7. Thank you, Dewitt. I thought I might be alone in this. Every time I see this commercial I secretly wish it was me.

  8. Dewitt the thought of seeing those 3 guys NAKED is a enough 2 make me never eat another Klondike bar again !!!

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