Hot or Not: Dildos

This seems like such a stupid question. But in the grand scheme of things? It seems even more stupid that we’ve never asked it. For whatever reason, there are plenty of men who like getting fucked yet don’t enjoy the company of a reliable rubber dick.

We’ll have conversations where they’ll say something like, “I haven’t been fucked in over a year!” And once they turn down our original response of “I can change that if you’d like”, we ask a very simple question–“Why don’t you just buy a dildo and take care of things yourself?”

Upon hearing this, a look of horror washes over their faces. It’s almost as if we suggested having a dance party on their grandmother’s grave. They’ll say something about how they’re not into toys, and when they’re pressed for more elaboration… They can’t really explain to us why they’re not into toys.

Did a dildo attack your family and burn your house down? Were you once mugged at gunpoint by a giant butt plug in Cental Park? It still baffles us. If you like having things up your butt, you should be able to lube up, close your eyes, slide it in and float away into pure anal bliss. Of course, this simply isn’t the case for some people…

We’d like to hear where you stand on this matter. Are you for or against the use of dildos in a masturbation-type setting? Do you own one? Have you given it a funny name? How often do you take it out to play? And if you’re one of those folks who’s not pro-toy, what’s stopping you from enjoying it?

– Dewitt

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401 thoughts on “Hot or Not: Dildos

  1. I am semi pro-toys. I’ve used them a few times myself, but I’m not all about them. What hinders me from using them a lot is the fact that the ones I’ve played with don’t feel like the real thing at all. Maybe it’s the quality, but it just doesn’t feel like a guy’s dick. Too unrealistic.

  2. I’ll tell you precisely why I don’t like using them. When getting fucked, there’s a certain lack of control of how I’m being fucked that just makes the whole experience so satisfying. I have too much control over how I’m fucked whem I’m using a dildo and I don’t like it to start so I pull it out.

    And if you’re with a guy who doesn’t have erectile dysfunction issues it seems kinda pointless. Having said that, if he were controlling it for what ever reason, I’d probably be happy with a dildo.

  3. I just recently bought my first dildo.  I’ve owned a couple of vibrators in the past, but having tried out the dildo I don’t think I’ll ever go back!

  4. Dildos are great. They don’t ask questions and you don’t have to make breakfast for them the morning after. Lol. The model is hot. I’ll have his cock as my dildo.

  5. I like dildos, both using them on myself for masturbation, and for using them during foreplay. Super hot.

  6. If  it’s not real, then its no deal…  Plus who wants to  fuck a stretched out hole .    It depends if using it is worth wearing depends………

  7. My BF got me a dildo for my birthday last year with a handle on it like a sword.  We’ve play fought with it more than we’ve used it for sex. It’s just not even close to the real thing and it just sits collecting dust.  My fleshlight on the other hand…..

  8. meh – if it’s been a while and I dont feel like sleeping around, I’ll pop the dildo in. But nothing beats the real thing

  9. The model is hot… except that stupid heiroglyph tattoo in the middle of his chest

  10. As a TOTAL  TOP I do not use dildos but yes they can be very sexy ……..

  11. I used to use a dildo quite abit before I had a real cock in my ass and thought it was the best thing ever.  But once I had the real thing in my ass it was like what was I thinking.  It was good training for the real thing but once you have had the real thing it is no comparison. 

  12. forget the dildos and get an aneros instead- OMG, put that baby up your ass, and let the little knob hit just behind your balls for awhile, and see how far you shoot!  highly recommend them 🙂

  13. this tite little hottie is so fine…fuck him with my cock n the dildo…ass rape this bitch boi

  14. I agree, I love using a vibrator and a dildo.  I also have a fuck machine.  Love them.  Also love the real thing.

  15. I love seeing a guy enjoy his ass this way. Dildo’s (and a harness to use them in) are great additions to any toy chest. For bottoms they’re always available and you don’t have to spend hours online trying to get it to come over and play. For tops, they’re a great way to rev up a bottom and keep him going when your cock is on a coffee break.

  16. I love how some guys have to constantly remind everyone that they’re TOTAL TOPs. Methinks the lady doth protest to much 😉

  17. I LOVE dildos! If I’m not careful I can literally spend hours on x-tube watching vids of guys pleasuring themselves with dildos. I just love watching a cute guy with his butt stuffed full fake dick knowing the intense feeling he is having, with his prostate being viciously abused. I love vids of really extreme dildo boys who can take giant toys.
    While I am a bottom, I can’t manage such huge things myself, but do have a few dildos on hand for when I am super horny and don’t have a man handy. When I was very young I stuffed whatever I could up my butt – screw driver handles, the handles on bathroom plungers – butt when I was old enough to go into a sex shop and buy my first dildo it was a revelation to have something so soft and smooth inside. Later in my 20’s when I slept around a lot I kinda gave up on dildos, butt now that I’m in my mid 30’s and more focussed on work, mortgage, and sleep 😛 – not spending all my time out partying and getting laid – that and I am WAY pickier about who I’ll ride, I find a dildo is cheaper and easier than most men.

  18. I could probably try a dildo, but I’d have to start with a very small one. Thanks to some unfortuante medical screwups in the past, it hurts more than it should to have something inserted into my ass.

    On the other hand, I want a thick and long dildo of a strange color, simply to smack people with at work.

  19. I am one of those people who dont like dildos, i find them boring and i dont get hard thinking about using one. butt plubs can be nice, but again not one of those things that gets me hard thinking about it. Its just the fact that i want sex with a guy, not with plastic. *shrugs* thats my deal with them.

  20. I’d rather “top” a real person as opposed to a stroker (for example), but for receiving I’d rather do it myself with a toy.

  21. Your last sentence made me snort and laugh out loud. Thank you.

  22.  Gay men are fucking idiots, they are worse than women in the sense that they behave sexually with having the priority in what the other partner deems hot, based on porn, rather than what they enjoy, they are losers.

    Anyway, I have a few sex toys, and I bought this real cast Colt dildo, the Tod Parker one to be exact, and I can’t fucking get it in!!! I have no idea what to do, I guess the dildo itself is too soft? No matter what position I am in I cannot get it in because it just bends, I’m so frustrated =(

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