This guy has a big-ass cock. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with this pose, but it’s the type of thing that would grab our attention on Manhunt in a “WTF” sort of way (and keep our attention once we realize how great his dick would feel slamming against our tonsils). Also, this pic makes for a great installment of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
With over 15 likes, btmboi23 was the clear winner!
One unfortunate side effect of Dan’s huge cock was that the blood flow to his cock caused other parts of his body to convulse wildly.
Beat ya Anthony Weiner!!!
Beat ya Anthony Weiner!!!
It sucks having to walk with my arm this way to keep from tipping over!!!!!!
To have a threesome or not to have threesome…that is the question
One day, Its gonna be this long.
PINS AND NEEDLES!!!! PINS AND NEEDLES!!!!! Every time my cock wakes up my hand falls asleep – all the blood rushes to my cock. ARGH!!!
And to the Right, the lost city of Atlantis.
“Anddd IIII will always love YOUUUUUUU!”
It was at that moment that Bob realized that he had hit the hotel maid in the face with his “wee wand”.
You think my cock is big the that fucked cck was this biggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg! and it was manhunt inches
He’s Here…The Phantom of the Cockera!!!!!
Alas poor Yuric, he blew me well….
Nigel on “So You Think You Can Dance” calls this great extension and great lines.
Damn he might been pumping for while 🙂
figaro-Figaro-FIIIIGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“And then I was all like, “ARRRRRGH!!!” And it was all like, “HARRRRR!” And my dick was all like, “woah.” “
Elvis has left the building….and entered George
NEXT!
I hope to come back as an average white man in my next LIFE…
“To be or not to be, that is the question…”
don’t you just hate it when you have no
cum-rag…eeek!!
Take that spiderman
I don’t care what you think, it’s over HERE!
Acting! – Jon Lovitz
Yes, this is my sex face!
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“To the left, to the left…to the right, to the right…”
It’s just a thrust to the left!
To fuck, or not to fuck, that is the question
“…then they took out my chest and threw it over there! And all they left me with was…”
Who needs dramatic beaver when you have dramatic… this?
Let me sit on it….. And I’ll get back you you with an answer….
even the opera is facing economic setbacks…….
suck on this spidey!!!
To Breed, or NOT To Breed…..? THAT is the question.
“You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong…”
COWABUNGA, DUDE!!!
“Sing, O Muse, of the length of my epic cock!”
Auditioning for the porno version of the hit flop, “The Room”, with the “Tearing me apart” monologue.
Auditioning for the lead in the new theatre production of A Midsummer Night’s Cream
If you can get an “O” face like this you’ve done your job really, REALLY well.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
But I wanted my cock to point to the RIGHT !
don’t cry for me argentina
It was the big day for the rumble that night between the Jets and the Sharks, and Tony was rehearing when he would break into song. But that damn cock…that damn hard throbbing cock, just keeps throwing off his big dance moment as well as his balance.
Next year…Harry Potter VIII…The Return of VoltaCock
Senator Weiner put that camera away!
“Let’s Hear It For The Boys”
(as in the old song) “At long last I’ve finally found you!!!”
To jerk, or not to jerk, That is the question.
NEMO
He went thattaway.
stuff the caption…thats a bloody nice hung cock. Fuck me Please!
Jackers cramp !!! all the way up the arm !! oooooouch !!!!!!!!!!!!
Still have my wisdom teeth. Sorry!