Britney Spears’ new video for “I Wanna Go” dropped today, and…fun! Yeah, it’s not bad. Her eyes look a little less glassy than usual, and she seems to be having a good time for once. Does anyone else think that her handlers keep her all pilled up so they can control her better? Sometimes she seems slack-jawed like she just wants to sit in front of the TV and watch Swamp People and sometimes she’s…awake.
In this latest video epic, Spears gives a snarky press conference wearing a Mickey Mouse skull t-shirt and spiked boots. Having had enough of questions like “is it true you banned junk food, smiles, candy, sunshine and laughter from your Femme Fatale tour?”, she tells reporters to fuck off and proceeds to run wild in the streets! After flipping off a baby, flashing her tits at families, and dry-humping a hot cop – she takes on her favorite target, the paparazzi. After smashing a few of them in the face with her weaponized microphone. she’s driven away by cubby actor Guillermo Diaz. A joyous Diaz, who is openly gay in real life, splatters milk all over his face while Britney looks on in approval. Who doesn’t admire a guy giving himself a load to the face? THIS is the connection Britney has with her gays. She might not be as verbal about it as Gaga, but it’s show don’t tell with her ass!
In the end, it was just a dream. Or too many Vicodins. Brit used director Chris Marrs Piliero here. He’s the one who used unicorns and James Van Der Beek to make Kei$ha palatable for the “Blow” video. Think of what he could do for Amy Winehouse.
– J. Harvey
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That was a fun and inspired romp with a lot of throwbacks to her her history and if I am right, Michael Jackson as well.
WTF?
She looks good, but the song sucks…just really weak.
So much shade… Tsc tsc. Video looks awesome and she looks amazing. As long as she is happy it’s all I care 🙂
So much shade… Tsc tsc. Video looks awesome and she looks amazing. As long as she is happy it’s all I care 🙂
she blew a kiss to the baby.
How does she still have a career?
Who’s doing most of the singing here – Britney or the machines.
@459c084408e8933310c46efa4638bc48:disqus , I know, I was kidding.
Just another waste of film.
i don’t get the milk reference? is that supposed to be homoerotic?
Still better than any of the shit on gaga’s latest album.
The unasbashed use of product placement really cheapens music videos these days. Makes it just look like an overblown commercial.
Anyone know who the hot cop is???!
Why is no one mentioning the awesome half baked reference? Fuck you, Fuck you, You’re Cool, Fuck you, I’m out? That is the whole reason Guillermo is in the video. I am not complaining, Guillermo is gorgeous but I want someone to give her some credit for the awesome nod to a cult classic!
And you really had to tell us he is gay in real life? Like big fucking DUH
Just a copy of what Kesha and Katy Perry are doing with their parody videos. She can’t dance anymore and peeps laughed at her attempts in her last 2 vids. Not much else they can do.
I never saw it! DAMN, I missed the reference. Though, unsurprised that Brit’s a fan of that movie.
Britney vs the media…how many more times is she going to play that same scenario?
Oh lighten up, people. Song is catchy, video is cute, she looks good. And if she can poke fun at herself with the “Crossroads 2: Cross Harder” marquee, more power to her. And Brit vs the media is a recurring theme because the media never leaves her alone, a presence THAT constant in her life is going to have some influence in what she does and how she responds.
Song is amazing!
Video SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool video!
i wish i had watched this sooner.
and guillermo’s looking pretty cute (in a 1970s porn star kind of way), although i might remark that his driving skills leave something to be desired.{/end sarcasm}
(ah ha!
i didn’t realize that ms. díaz had showed up earlier in the video, at around 0:35.
pretty slick!)
keep strong, ms. spears!
you’re human just like the rest of us.
one last thing..
..i had looked for that part where britney “birded the baby.”
she didn’t.
but another commenter and j. harvey already had that conversation, so i guess i really didn’t need to point that out. or did i?
I love Guillermo… and seashell