Much like my dear co-blogger J. Harvey, I share an enthusiasm for big stupid jocks. You know those guys who look like their vocabulary consists mostly of “dude” and “bro”? Their greatest life achievement is winning the local beer pong tournament? Yeah, those guys. They get me rock hard.
That would explain my ridiculous crush on Chris Nirschel from Food Network Star. While he seems like he’d be a nightmare in the kitchen, I’m convinced that he’d be an absolute joy in the sack. Overall, he seems like the type of man who wouldn’t take sex too seriously. He’d provide you with laughter, as well as an explosive orgasm. And then cook you a lackluster gourmet meal afterwards! ::swoon:: I’d enjoy that.
– Dewitt
To check out a couple more pictures of Chris, follow the JUMP:
That cheesy ass smile!
He’s not someone I would specifically go after, but also wouldn’t be someone I’d reject either.
He looks cute and dumb, great combination to have in bed. Nothing major to expect from him, just bang me and leave, dude.
Dewitt knows me SO well…
This guy is a jock???? REALLY?????
He is so damn hot, two weeks ago they showed him laying in bed he had the covers pulled up, but you there was a great shot of his hairy armpit, and then when he got up he was wearing a pair of black briefs and wonderful view of his ass as he went in to the bathroom. I would be all over him and Vegas!
Hairy armpits? Black briefs? Screencaps anyone?!
I’ve got the hugest fetish for the dumb muscle guys. It’s just so primal.
Ummm how did I miss the bedroom shot? I watched each episode a couple of times to see Chris…LOL
Ummm how did I miss the bedroom shot? I watched each episode a couple of times to see Chris…LOL
ugh..I’m good on that..PASS