Caption This: Samuel O’Toole’s Dick With Headphones

This is a picture of Samuel O’Toole‘s dick wearing headphones. Considering that we already knew Sammy’s a big ol’ dork, it doesn’t surprise us much to see an image like this. Not at all. With that said, it does make for an excellent round of Caption This

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole

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37 thoughts on “Caption This: Samuel O’Toole’s Dick With Headphones

  1. “today’s music ain’t got the same soul…gimme that ol’ time cock and roll…”

  2. I can see you standing there from across the block, with a smile on your mouth and your hands on your HA!

  3. Samuel has heard a baby can learn before it is born, so he wants a even bigger head start, so he is teaching the sperm.

  4. So I heard you liek tools so we put a tool on your tool so you can tool while you tool, toole!

  5. wow for a minutes i thought i was lost,but the last stud got me real hard wooof wooo

  6. I’m always amazed with how big his cock is.
    That wasn’t a witty comment for the picture…
    I really am always amazed.
    And hard.

  7. Thomas heard that listening to Mozart in utero makes babies smarter.  He wondered if hard rock might be a cure for impotence.

  8. what are you listening to? I love that song! Mind if I grab…one of your earbuds?

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