A man rests on the ground, bike shorts pulled down just enough to showcase his porcelain rump. The front wheel of his bicycle is parked between his ass crack, as a stranger looks on from the sidelines. What’s going on here? We have no idea. But does it make for a good round of Caption This? We’ll find out soon enough…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Clearly, hman was the crowd favorite! Congratulations on the win.
This is what happens to people who accuse Lance Armstrong of doping.
This would never have happened if we had banned gay marriage in this state.
The new bike racks seem to be working well.
Now that is some tight ass security!
I knew that pink horn was a bad idea.
In Russia, bike rides you.
When practicing safe sex, it’s important to use a rubber.
Dude, NOT what gay guys mean when they say “ride my ass!”
Additional Parking in Rear.
The accidents you didn’t see on the Tour du France
I thought Top Bike was just the name brand….
Nothing I like better than rimming in public.
Flat tire? no problem! With just the power of one bean, Chad can reinflate that in 20 seconds.
Talk about skid marks
I told you to get the kick stand!
When planking goes wrong.
going green has never felt better!
“What happens when the bike. Rides. You!” coming this Fall to a theatre near you!
homo road kill.
Never plank in the bicycle lane….
FINALLY! I practical use for “Planking”!
I have a better use for that bubble butt.
This is not what they meant when they said “Bike parking in rear.”
San Francisco Ride Share.
When you said “Look out for the crack in the road,” this is NOT what I was thinking!
this is what happens when you have sex with lance armstrong.
Fuck running a train! How about a bike?
When I said, ” Ride his ass into the ground,” I think you TOTALLY misunderstood me!
I’ve heard of skid marks in one’s underwear, but this is ridiculous.
When I said park it here, I wasn’t talking about the bike…
I don’t think it’s gonna fit.
San Francisco debuts the new bike racks in the Castro District.
now thats what I call skidmarks!
Rejected sex toy ideas
I want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride it well
“BI-cycle parking only! Cyclist must use front end to park.”
I can’t believe people are actually using the new bicycle pump!
Park and Ride
Schwinn bikes latest ad campaign in reaching out 2 they gay community …..
When your ass gets tired of riding !!!
Not gay or straight, but BI-cycle
Forget bike rack…it’s a bike crack!!
Let’s see how you like being ridden for a change!
So that’s where Hershey Highway came from…
Unuh… yah, ride my ass!
Not what i mean by “rim job”
Who said parking was a problem?
And this is the last tunnel for the final stage of LE TOUR DE FRANCE… Let’s the best rider to win..!!
Le Tour de France was never that tight…!
based on what i heard, you could drive a mack truck through there…but my bike got stick
Bicycle? Looks more like a gaycycle to me!
Bicycle lock is engaged
No wonder Lance Armstrong wins so much, he wants to be the first to park his bike!
Just a lil bike-curious…
my NEW bike rack..is quite an ass-et to me
my NEW bike rack is quite an ass-et to me!
I told my girl friend she was flat, and she said I had a spare tire, I guess she won…
Great! Now again, with the training wheels off.
hmmm.?
this guy is such a slut and i have to pee
how do i save my spot so no one else jumps in ?
i know !!
Little did Stew know that they swiched the water in his bottle with tequila.
Sit on my dick and pedal my balls..I want a ride