Would You Hit That?: A. Samuels, Middle-Aged Rapper

Rebecca Black has paved the way for countless other ordinary citizens with no musical talent to excel in show biz! Allen Samuels owns a casino in Atlantic City. Obviously bored with blackjack and old women in visors asking him where the salt water taffy shop is, Mr. Samuels has embarked on a new side career – hip-hop star! He calls himself A. Samuels and his hot track, “Livin’ De Life,” schools your ass about what a real middle-aged baller gets up to in Atlantic City, NJ. He’s got a Ralph Lauren sweatshirt, an abundance of pendants, and some fine-ass bitches! A. Samuels REEKS of raw, masculine sensuality. Would you hit that?

– J. Harvey

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9 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: A. Samuels, Middle-Aged Rapper

  1. Good for him, though.  He is having a good time even if the end result is a bit cheesy.

  2. I am a black man over 40. I enjoyed this guy’s video and rap song. However, I don’t like or listen to RAP music. He’s not ugly in my book, but he’s too short for me to date. LOL  He has a good positive spirit and I like that.

  3. j. harvey?

    this blog’s demographic is not geared towards rap, rappers, or anything that seems a little too … “black culture.”

    :-D.

    much less, individuals (of any ethnicity) who don’t possess “mainstream attractiveness.”

  4. “Only the shallow know themselves”. I find him to be talented. As all bottoms know, Looks don’t interest a guy of good taste, only Talent interests a guy of good taste.

  5. WoW!!!   I’m surprised that the vote went the “NO” way.
    I had assumed that the commenters would say, Now that is a sugar daddy I want.
    Or a Daddy I like to F##K.  But then again He can show me how to have a good time living the life.

  6. he does NOT own a casino.  He was a marketing casino host at the Tropicana resort, who books casino players. 

  7. You know, good for the attempt at the song…and he’s a decent looking man, but honestly, he almost sounded like Bullwinkle a few times.

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