ITEM – I’m sorry, I know – insinuating Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are in a sham marriage is so 2007. But for reals – back in the day when he was refusing to kiss a guy while playing gay in Six Degrees of Separation….well, I think all of us were giving him the side-eye.
Consider that Travolta and Cruise got his ass (literally) into the Church of Scientology. Their ceremonies are held in a giant closet and all of the male celebrities are issued beard wranglers.
Anydownlow, some find Will to be hot and this is good gossip. A rumor busted out this week that Jada had fucked J.Lo’s ex Marc Anthony. They star together on the TNT show Hawthorne, which explains their proximity. Now, unless Marc Anthony showed up with his cousin Laila the UPS driver as his genital stand-in, then I HIGHLY doubt this is accurate. It sounds more like a publicist wanted to remind people that her client dams all beaver.
Will and Jada released an oddly worded statement claiming that their marriage is “intact.” “Intact” is a word you use to describe a structure still standing after a natural disaster, not a marriage. Stay tuned.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Daniel Radcliffe is looking hot with the old-timey swagger. FYI – Our “Trailer Trash” feature was axed because no one cared. Truth. So we thought we would make it a part of “Gay Ass Gossip.” So expect a trailer starring a hot dude in this space every week. If you want more gossip as well, we can always make this a four-item menu. Just let us know.
Here’s Dan Rad playing a barrister haunted by a ghost (who collects wind-up monkeys) in The Woman in Black.
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ITEM – Is anyone else dying to see FX’s new show American Horror Story? Let me set the scene. It’s by Ryan Murphy, you know, the guy who created Glee. It’s actually a HORROR STORY. Which means it’s a weekly series designed to scare the pants off you. Jessica Lange is playing the nosey neighbor. Ok, she obviously needs a check, but she’s Jessica Lange. Oh, and the story is about Dylan McDermott (hot) and his wife moving into a creepy old house in Los Angeles (aren’t they all? It’s Los Angeles) with their young daughter and bizarre shit starts happening. And it was just announced that the dreamy Zachary Quinto is joining the cast. YES! So two hot guys, scares a’ plenty, and Jessica Lange chewing scenery. PRESENT!
Check out a weird teaser for it below.
And you forgot, the incomparable Connie Britton (fresh off Friday Night Lights) is in American Horror Story as well. Just started watching Heroes on DVD (never got into when it was on tv), and never realized how friggin’ hot Zachary Quinto was. And Milo Ventimiglia. Why they couldn’t have been possessed by some spirit that made them make out is beyond me . . . .
yummy, Will is such a big fortress of chocolate manmeat yum
If American Horror Story can be pulled through more than one season with a decent plotline and well-developed characters, I’ll be at least a little shocked. Not completely, because RM has done some good work before (mainly looking at Popular), but because he’s really dropped the ball and gone a little crazy lately. Just saying.
I do not know what it is about Jada but I have never been able to stand that woman! And every movie that Will does seems to show him in a “different” light .
Actually, “Intact” is the latin root for “Untouched”. Odd enough.
Lady in Black
19 years on the london stage – imagine Mousetrap. Surprise ending that you are
not supposed to tell anyone – GREAT STAGE
show. Very excited to see that it will
becoming to theatre in 2D or 3D. I think
3D is still so so … has it ever wowed
anyone out there? Let’s see if someone
will do a 3D GAY PORN!
The stage version of Woman in Black will scare the hell out of you and will have you keeping the lights on for a long while – It will need to be an impressive film to match the stage show – just wonder why they have made Daniel look so washed out in the pictures seen so far.
I love the “gay ass gossip” column. It’s always so random and juicy. Expand it…go with what works! Oh and keep up the good work.
Looks like Daniel has put the spectacles and lightning bolt scar behind him for good. The trailer is intriguing and I love the new hair style.
it’s awesome to see Dan Radcliffe taking on other roles that will expand his repertoire. looks creepy! as does American Horror Story. it will be interesting to see how a horror story is handled in syndicated format as opposed to film format.
For Zachary Quinto alone, I would give up all other men….what an amazingly fine male specimin!