iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Sink Dicks

Dewitt described “sink dicks” as a “mesmerizing” new phenomenon, and he’s totally right. This week’s “iPhone Wars” is being waged between dudes laying their big cocks on the edge of their sinks. If your dong is so long that it sometimes needs extra support, a bathroom sink is the perfect place to lay it while you’re taking revealing photos of yourself.

“Err, sorry, I thought that was my toothbrush.”  – me to a roommate if he had a sink dick.

p.s. Now that I’ve typed “sink dick” this many times, it might be a candidate for “Gay Terms We Hate”.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To vote on which sink dick that you’d most likely sink into YOU, Follow the JUMP:

Contestant A

Contestant B

Contestant C

Contestant D


23 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Sink Dicks

  1. Novel concept for the iphone photo series…uneven playing field with the contestants you’ve chosen.  D will be crowned, running away….

  2. I went with D because he’s Colombiano. I am an Afro Puerto Rican and I love me some Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans, Colombians, and Brazilian. I can see the Colombia flag on his arm, this is how I know, he’s Colombiano. LOL

  3. My ex was uncut…. I was on the fence until I saw that. Well….. That and the hair on his body. HAD to go with D!!! AMAZING!!!

  4. only reason i couldn’t pick D was because he’s uncut — SOOOOO hot otherwise – but that uncut mess is just such a total turn off

  5. Although D is cute, I will not pick him because he is uncut. Most uncut dicks smell especially the young lads (they are never bothered with pulling back their skin, they just pee ill!!!)

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