Popular Demand: Tommy Defendi, Bulges & More!

Did you miss me? I took a few days off to scout new talent for Where’s Waldo’s Wang?, my forthcoming erotic art film full of horny bespectacled dudes in striped sweaters. Or perhaps I was just sick on my couch watching reruns of Parks & Recreation, with my hands down my pants every time Chris Pratt appeared onscreen. It’s really impossible to say.

Either way, some stuff happened last week, and this is that post where I tell you all about it. Let’s start off with Tommy Defendi, a man whose bottoming abilities (ironically enough) brought him to the top of our Most Popular posts. As for the rest of the results? We’ll keep ’em short and sweet. A guy in a Ninja Turtle costume was Most Discussed, a Russian booty-dancer was Most Liked, and our latest edition of The Ten was Most Tweeted.

So, um, what can we look forward to for the rest of this week? Will Jack Jagger exercise his superior oral skills on Nick McGough‘s big fat dick? Will actor Hugh Jackman do a press conference about his “boy pussy”? Stay tuned in to find out! Until then, thank you for reading, commenting and sending in your tips.

– Dewitt

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