Who The Hell Won: Week Of 10/3/11

Yeah, we might need a new name for this feature. Guess what we realized recently? Ok, we didn’t realize it until we had a board meeting and one of our co-workers was like “why don’t you guys ever announce the winners of the all the polls you do?” I was stopped in my tracks. The  go-go boy’s ass that was in my face (we have SEXY board meetings here at Manhunt) ceased being the center of my universe. We DON’T announce who won what! We should! It’s not like you guys have time to scroll back through all of our posts and keep track. People have jobs! So we thought we’d post em’ for ya. So without further adieu, find out the winner’s of this week’s interactive polls after the jump. Feel free to let us know if you agree with who won, or think it’s a travesty of justice.

– J. Harvey

“Would You Hit That?: Chaz Bono”

If Chaz were gay, he might be sad. Because most of you wouldn’t.

54.2% chose “No. His male identity is just not my type.”

34.57% chose “As much as I say live and let live, I still think of him as a woman.”

5.41% chose “Yes! I might get to meet Cher!”

5.3% chose “Yes! He’s the beefy hotness and I admire his chutzpah!”

iPhone Wars: No Sleeves Battle!

Contestant B earned almost half of your votes with 48.7%. We understand. He has nice arms and really cute hair.

Who Would You Rather?: Celebrities And Their Big Mouths

Brad Pitt basically stepped on Depp and Kanye’s heads with 62.16%. Damn, has Johnny lost it?

Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story

It appears the majority of you would marry AND fuck Dylan McDermott, and block both Evan Peters and Fetish Ghost on Manhunt. Yeah, we saw Dylan spanking it in the premiere, too. That totally clinched it for him. Oh, and check out this week’s “Celebrity Skin” for some NUDE McDermott.

Hot Or Not: Jackhammer Tops

A survey of the comments shows a CLEAR predilection for a jackhammer in your asses. So what if it makes your teeth chatter, it’s forceful dick in your hole!

9 thoughts on “Who The Hell Won: Week Of 10/3/11

  1. +1! Make this a regular thing and plz bring back the music poll. They r a lots of good singles either out or coming out and I’m miss Lady Gaga slaying the polls

  2. True…but let’s face it. That column could use the action. Now let’s talk about this long dick…post pics…pronto. And thanks.

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