18 Months In Jail For Being Hot?!?!

Jace Lankow, 22,  is the hotass undergrad who Speedo-streaked a football game at the University of Arizona on Thursday night. The inventive young man snuck into the stadium dressed as a referee, ripped off his costume to reveal his taut, sexy body, and then bounced his cute butt across the field to the delight of millions. Maybe not millions, but it WAS televised. Lankow was tackled by a deputy, dogpiled by more, and then charged with a category 6 felony. In Arizona, a category 6 felony could land Jace in jail for almost two years!

We call bullshit. First off, no one who looks that good in a grape smuggler should be imprisoned. Ever. We need them running free. Second, he should be commended for his stunt. He didn’t just rip off his clothes and run nude out of the stands. He worked for UA’s football team as a volunteer back in 2006. So he fashioned a fake all-access pass from the one he used previously, and made a tearaway referee outfit. Why should such creativity be locked away from the rest of the world? And finally, when guys aren’t bending over so you can see visible jockstraps, football is boring. Jace livened things up by getting partially naked and letting us gawk at his bod.

FREE JACE LANKOW! Someone start a petition.

– J. Harvey (via Unicorn Booty)

To watch him streak the field, Follow the JUMP:

25 thoughts on “18 Months In Jail For Being Hot?!?!

  1. the streak was funny. but if this was the same football game i’m thinking of, he probably got charged with intent to incite a riot or something along those lines. (both teams got into a bench-clearing brawl like right after he left the field)

    22 months and having a felony on his record seems like a bit much though.

  2. He did a great job, and wasn’t naked. Hopefully if he has a clean past, they will go light with him.
     
       Plus he is a real cutie! and nice ass

  3. I think he got the jail time because his run was not all that well choreographed (it really was clumsy the way he got out of his fake refs uniform).

    But more so, as everyone knows, if your gonna streak, you dont do it in a speedo, you gotta get buck  NAKIT!

  4. I live in Tucson where this happened, and you gotta remember that law enforcement has a real hair trigger here now after that psycho Jared Loughner killed six people here last January and shot our Congresswoman Gabby Giffords in the head.  So you get one guy like this hottie running across the field at an event where there are thousands of people, and you know they will probably throw the book at him. 

  5. True he didn’t get naked, so that much I’ll grant. At the same time, when one decides to pull a stunt like this, one needs to decide all the potential (warranted or otherwise) consequences of one’s actions.

  6. Manhunt’s ability to sexualize fucking EVERYTHING will never cease to amaze, or disgust me. Talk about a complete waste of hard drive space. Someone shouldn’t be jailed because they’re hot? Slap yourself. Seriously. Just. Slap. Yourself.

  7. guys come on its college football who cares and  do i need to remind you that streaking was big back in  the 1970’s ? I must say the guy is nice eye candy. But he should not be arrested.His genitals were  not showing so he did nothing wrong in that department . But still  who really cares

  8. From what I had heard he did this as an application point for the craziest thing he ever did on a Reality show application. He was actually dressed as a normal fan until he got down into the sideline where he stripped off the otuer clothes to reveal the homemade ref outfit, ran on-field blowing a whistle and tried to grab the gameball from the real ref, but when he wouldn’t give it turned and ran downfield stripping to the speedo.  Bold plan for a reality show application, but like most sporting event streakers he’ll probably get some probation at least. Was pretty funny to watch, not sure why the 2 teams cleared the benches though.

  9. After he blew the whistle, one player made a late hit on a member of the opposing team or something. Tempers flared and one thing led to another. It was pretty stupid, and started all because of the whistle lol..

  10. Given how (fuckin) dull football is this would of been the best thing the crowed will of seen
    I would of jumpped him too ripping off the speedos and well you get how the rest goes!

  11. OK America here goes, He wasn’t naked but wearing speedos? OK so not a streak then just a hot guy in swimwear! In Arizona under state law he could face jail?? Question is Arizona one of the puritanical bible bashing states????? If so remind me never to visit it!!!!!!
    Wake up people he was just having fun, thank goodness I live in Europe where we are certainly have a more relaxed and tolerent view on things.
    Sorry if I’ve offened anyone but hey you live in the Land of The Free???????

  12. i thought he was naked? streaking = not clothing at all here in Australia… still wearing speedos is not naked… i can see guys wearing speedos by going down to the beach…

  13. OH FUCKING GIVE ME A BREAK IT WAS A PRANK! FUCK ALL THAT OTHER SHIT..
    WAS HE DRINKING? NO
    WAS HE DOING DRUGS? nO
    SHOOTING SOMEONE? NO
    MASS MURDER? NO

    I THINK THE PC HAS GONE A BIT TO FAR!!!
    BTW ISN’T THIS THE  STATE THAT HAS THE IMMAGRATION ISSUE?
    FUCKING RIGHT WING ASSHOLES???

    DUDE, CUM TO THE NORTHEAST AND DO IT.. YOU WOULD MAKE LIVE AT FIVE WITH CHUCK SCARBOROUGH AND SUE SIMONS ON NBC IN NY

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