A hairy gentleman proudly struts through a crowded street in a neon-green mankini, much like the one seen in the 2006 film Borat. His junk is barely contained in that banana hammock, and we’re left wishing we could get a view of his jiggly booty. Welcome to today’s special slutty Halloween edition of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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This was a tough choice, but the popular vote went to EtownAndy.
“This year I’m going as that wedgie my Junior prom date gave me at the end of the night when she found out I was gay!”
My slingshot is fully loaded and I am not afraid to use it!
Pretty ballsy of me, huh?
I got your Lime Ricky right here!
i don’t have any captions i want to contribute.
i just want that guy’s cock in my mouth, like yesterday.
(speaking in theory, anyway.)
LMAO
Wait till I have to adjust.
does this make me look fat?
Cocked and loaded, but definitely not a straight shooter.
This double barrelled slingshot is loaded…and I am not afraid to use it!
Im packed and ready to go
Welcome to the errh gun show ?
Fashion don’t. Body Do!
not a caption, but I noticed something nerdy… his arm tattoo looks like a copy of Scar’s from “Full Metal Alchemist”
Is that a Gun in ya Mankini
“How else was I going to show my guns?”
making Key Lime Pie
looks hot
Let’s a make a sexy time!
“Chris was always masochistic as a chile. Even going as far as provoking the local bullies into giving him an atomic wedgie…”
that’s what real life men look like. and i love the mankini. will get my bf to wear it sometime.
*CHILD! I meant child! Not chile! (I blame it on the lime green chile colored unithong.
He has a gun, a slingshot, hardly any clothing on and NOTHING to lose.
Forget the mankini. Give me a piece of that yum. Finally a real man.
remember to floss after every blow job
My costume ? I’m a smuggler. Grape smuggler.
Seth Rogen starring in Borat 2: The Green Hornet.
I want everyone to know that I’m (V)ersatile tonight.
The Miss Russia Pageant’s swimsuit portion has taken on new meaning.
“Don’t be Jealous of my Boogie”
The tag said dry clean only…
I smiling now, but the way this thing is crawing up my arse I’m going to cumm soon
“very nice…how much?”
Looking at my mankini will take your mind off of my prison tats!
I’m brining sexy back!
(Although i do not find him too attractive.)
Green Lantern gave me his underwear and the ultimate wedgie and i like it.
mmhmmmm im sexy and i know it
I hate when I come out of the closet and there’s nothing to wear…
If you got it, flaunt it. Strut it like you mean it.
Trick or treat?
now Where did I put my wallet?
I reckon the contributions in Caption This are usually hilarious – but especially this week
Uuuuuummmmmmmmm, Exsquease me!!!!! John Mayer wore almost 2yrs ago. I hope that y’all knew.
This episode of sesame street brought to you by the letter “V”!
Do you think it’s too much?
I alos have one in a lovely purple lame
Steve, My Music Teacher, Told Me This Will Help Me With The High Notes.
V for venereal disease
big daddy burned my clothes, so i stole his thong
i just wanted to show off my tits and tats
I think he’s hot!!