We’re all about Active Duty‘s artsier photography, but this one may have taken it too far? Here’s Nick Gunner‘s poking his face out between a window of flesh. Even though he’s getting his hole rammed by fellow model Bric, it looks more like he’s… Well, um, we’ll let you finish this sentence. It’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Active Duty
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
In honor of the new Muppets movie, we had to give this one to Cooperruben2!
Oh Grandpa, what a big dick you have.
YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?!?!?!?!
im ready for my close up mr d’ville
i think he just saw a huge dick 😛
you want me to do what???
You’re gonna do what to me?
First time I’ve ever seen a human gloryhole.
“Oh. I didn’t see you come in. Though I’m sure i just felt it!”
or
“God! Who knew? It can be painless after foreplay!”
You want to put that WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Has that been photoshopped?
I didn’t know it was gonna go in that far
C’mon dude, move over, I have to get a shot of his face!
Open for business and pleasure
So lady Gaga….the rumors are true.
Oh. My. God! I thought you were a chick!
I don’t have a caption for this one, I am just jealous of the position he is in and he definitely has a look of enjoyment on his face. 🙂
Activeduty.com’s new cameraman Brett was disappointed when he found out this was the crack he would be photographing all day.
Painted on the outside, now paint my insides.
Dad, it’s not what it looks like…
Yep…that was definitely my spleen
The Vagina 2.0. Adaptable for those of all orientations.
Mr. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
Dad?
“Oh Sweet Mystery Of Life……”
It’s just like being at the dentist- he says ‘this is only going to hurt a little’, and then you see the size of his drill.
is THAT for me? You shouldn’t of
Thought this was for ActiveDuty, not This Is Gonna HURT……
DAD IS THAT YOU???????
What’s this naked line for? Oh! I see!
Sub: Why master, what a big cock you have!
Dom: All the better to fuck you with my slave!
Man, these inflatable dolls are getting to be much more realistic these days.
You want me to do what with WHAT??!!
Is that all?
Okay..now fuck my ass..as if it owed you money dad.
Don’t look behind you now, but one of those talking werewolves from twilight is right behind you!
Is this how my mouth should look before you put that cock in it?
When you said you wanted to play ball i thought you meant baseball…
OH OH OH now that is my OH face, eat your heart out office space.
Now that I don’t have to worry about don’t ask don’t tell. I am free to make my OH OH OH face all the time.
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no he can’t read-uh my. POOOKER FACE.
Oh yeah, that’s the spot…right there.