Once you find out what’s hidden behind that wall, you’re going to hate us for ruining your childhood. Oh, we might as well just tell you! It’s a still from a scene on Fraternity X, in which three very large penises are pointed towards a nervous bottom’s mouth. In other words? It’s the perfect shot for our Caption This series.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:
This week:
Last week’s winner:
There were some great submissions, but CaliKid kept it simple and sweet!
For it’s one…two…three cocks you’re out at Fraternity X!
let’s screw the pooch
“If Mom could only see me now!”
Initiation by The three Musketters
If you think this is hard to do, you should see the 5 guys I have trying to get in to my butt.
MORE LUBE!
Lay off, I’m STARVING!
& you wonder why I don’t like the dentist? It’s only one little prick he said!!!!!
Yea right ??????
Charlie Brown: “Lucy, dont be nervous… just relax”
Now that the front end is full, any takers for the back end?
Damn, these guys are dumb… i got another hole at the back
and this one is JUSSSST right….
Mr. Breitbart, do you have any further comments?
Oh Shit Mom! your home early!!!!
Little Johnny was determined to do anything he could to get off the naughty list!
who ever said threes a crowd?
Jamie’s favorite childhood game was Hungry Hungry Hippos….
Eeeny, meanie, minie…
A three course meal! On your knees and pray before dinner!
Is that a squirrel over there?
Professor wasn’t kidding when he said the oral exam was going to be hard.
All for one…..and one for all!
You can never have too much of a good thing.
Stay down, we aren’t afraid to shoot!
Three’s company?
eeny,meeny, miney mow
One Penis, Two Penis , Three Penis FLOOR .
Traffic jam at the entrance ramp.
I thought only 3 leaf clovers were good luck.
Oh shit, did I leave the iron on?
A true compass always points north.
Uh oh, should I warn them that burrito’s gonna make its presence known? Gasp! Too late – let’s hope they don’t notice.
“By Our Powers Combined!”
Check that off the bucket list . . . or is it a fuck-it list?
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three cocky men…
*You’re
We didn’t nickname him Patrick the Hat-Trick for nothing.
well three of a kind wins!
Dude! Is that your dad?
Here’s one way to become once, twice, three times a lady.
“there was a 3 way, head on collision at the mouth of the highway 69 tunnel this morning. Thankfully no one was harmed and all of the riders seem to me in high spirits.”
All for cum! And cum for all!
“….did I leave the gas on?”
Next week on “Intervention”…
After deciding to go into the service industry, I was overwhelmed by the response
“By Our Powers Combined!”
OHMYGODAHAHAHAHAHA
First in, least dressed
3 way intersection!
You say you want triple cream for your coffee, it’ll be a few minutes to get that.
“It was a dark and stormy night…..”
Although that would be more appropriate if Snoopy was in the foreground sitting at his typewriter.
If at first you don’t suck seed…tri, tri again…
That’s Jake Lyons, and they’ve got him duct taped to a bed. No lame comment I could ever come up with would be funnier than that.
“Can’t forget to pick up milk on my way home”
“You’re in college and still don’t understand SINGLE FILE LINE?!?!
Takeru Kobayashi’s next challenger is training up a storm…
It’s a head on collision
“The Hunger Games” – original concept meeting
Poor Bradley, he was so bi-curious he needed THREE accountabilibuddies.
staring at the cross roads of cum…
all for one and one for all
Derek quickly gained a reputation as a stand up guy.
thats the last time i ask my gym buddies for a breath mint!
Jeez DeWitt, you finally found us a literal cock buffet.
MOM!?!
Triple Venti with whip, extra hot. Did you get that Jonny?
he was so “BI” he decided to “TRI
and a trifecta he did try
WONDER TWINK PORWES ACTIVATE
FORM OF… A SHIP ! FOR ALL OUR SEAMAN
WE ARE ALL PRE-MED NOW OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY AHHH
His mouth opens hungrily but his eyes fear the approaching fourth member, the Dickzilla.