Who is this bespectacled, inked gentleman holding an immaculately-decorated carrot cake? Why, he’s none other than up-and-coming porn star Dale Cooper, one of the only reasons we hope the world doesn’t end in 2012! He’s set to make his debut early next year with Anteros Media.
Judging from their Twitter feed, the studio has worked with an exciting roster of established and newbie performers, including Mitch Branson, Bobby Drake, Bryan Slater, Mitch Vaughn, Kyle Quinn, Spencer Williams and the most adorable man who ever lived, Colby Keller.
In fact, the shot you see above was actually taken by the latter star on Dale’s birthday. Colby describes the cake as a “cocksucker’s dream dessert”, which we can only assume means that he baked his own jizz into it.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Big Shoe Diaries
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Here’s Dale posing with Bryan Slater and Bobby Drake, after their shoot for Anteros:
(via Bryan Slater XXX)
Whyyy did you have to mention colby… he is insanely hot.. takes away from the post
Interesting that he hasn’t trimmed as a lot of these guys have.
As to his tats, well, I’m one who actually enjoys artistic ink… but that’s not the case here. Looks like he went into a tat shop, looked through a book of tats and said “I’ll take one of these, and one of these, and those, and put them here and here and here…ugh.
A cake with Colby Keller’s cum baked into it?! HOT DAMN! I know what I want for my birthday next year!
Don’t know why he changed his name (Dale), but I just saw him as Ben Bach in DAD GOES TO COLLEGE where he I wish I had gone!!
Oh my. I am excite.
A stomach pump?
Just saw him in Rendezvous looking like Jake Gyllenhal . This guy is hot.