I’m fucking Matt Damon. Okay, so maybe that’s a total lie, but let’s not act like he’s never done it with a dude! I’m almost ninety-percent certain that he’s bumped taints with Ben Affleck at one point or another. Is it just wishful thinking on my part, or is it the plain and simple truth? I mean, they’re too attractive to NOT trade blowjobs. That’s my logic here.
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Before you all jump down my throat for that introduction, I fucking get it—Matt Damon’s fully heterosexual and he bought a zoo. That said, if he were to (hypothetically) sleep with a man, do you think he’d be a top or a bottom? We kind of already asked this question. Sorry.
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Not sure if these would influence your decision, but…
Vers top. BTW Matt Damon is my ideal hubby
Total “take no prisoners” top…but that may just be wishful thinking on my part!
I have always had the hots for Matt Damon. I want to see more
Versatile top. I’m pretty sure that Ben is the bottom!
Probably a bottom, sense he comes across in interviews as a total ass hole.
I have it on a reliable source that he is versatile.
I’ve always had a HUGE crush on Matt Damon. If I could be sandwiched between him and Jason Bateman, I would die a happy man.
First of all, why is his Dieux du stade-ish Invictus screen shot not included? And Affleck has openly joked about doing Damon many times, so it is a perfectly legit question. lol In any case, didn’t Chris Steele said a while back that Damon is his celebrity wanna-bang fav? I guess Damon must be a vers bottom or total bottom.
my primary choice for this guy is “vers (12%)/top (88%).”
my secondary choice—separated by a gap of 24 ranking points—is “100% versatile.”
i’m guessing much more bottom than top, but willing to switch hit —— LOVED him in The Talented Mr. Ripley [where you know he wanted to be Jude Law’s bottom 24/7] – Jude Law’s full frontal scene in that movie, and Matt’s amazing booty shot are both god-sends
Oh, Matt is so hot, he’s the perfect masculine top.
I’m going with top because I also think Ben Affleck would be the bottom in that relationship.
That has always been my opinion/fantasy.
Good money he’s pretty much a top for everyone but Pitt and Clooney. Guaranteed top for Affleck.
If Matt did mess around in the life, I think he would be 100% versatile. I find Matt to be an average looking guy, the type of guy I would love to date. I would date a super attractive or a pretty boy Paul Walker, Shemar Moore, Boris Kojoe, etc. They would break my heart.
I can totally picture him eagerly sucking a dick… he just has that intensity in him, and those lips….
also, he has a great ass…..
Please dish.
I’m a top so I always vote bottom if I want to fuck the guy-hey they’ve all been bottoms in my head. So I voted bottom here.
Total top.
I feel like he’d be a top, but a compassionate top. Gentle but firm…..
I LOVE THIS MAN IS THE BEST SEXY IN THE WORLD.