We know, we know! The “Shit ____ Say To ____” theme is kind of overplayed at this point. We’re tired of it too. Frankly, nobody will ever be able to top this gem by Franchesca Ramsey, so why the hell do they keep trying?
Questions and skepticism aside, this is “Shit Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys”. We’re mostly posting this so you can comment on what they left out.
– Dewitt
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first of all, that guy is hot. second of all, there was a time about 5 years ago, when straight guys let me know they were cool with gay people by asking “have you seen brokeback mountain?”
How about “If I were gay, would I be your type?”
No, the end all absolute thing all straight guys ask gay guys… “Do guys really give better head?”
Dude, I actually had a guy ask me that!!! I said I didn’t know because I’d never been with a woman, but since he had, he would have a better basis for comparison. Long story short — a few beers later, I had a nice fat Marine cock in my mouth.
I’ve done that a few times as well, though I’m BEYOND jealous of it being a Marine cock. Pales in comparison to my Air Force dick.
Man I need to get out more.
LOL “PFFFFFFFFFFT…That’s a Rim JOB????” “Tell me what’s a Power Bottom?”
“be gentle, this is only the second time i am trying this!!!”
So what did he say? Did you prove guys give better head haha
Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt. With the straight neighbor! LOL! He was speechless. Me, him and his girlfriend ended up having dinner together that night. AWKWARD!
this was written by one of the members of the MTV Canada / Logo TV show “1 Girl 5 Gays” – Go Canada!
Well done
I don’t know, this one was pretty funny “Shit Rancid Gay Guys Say” …. http://youtu.be/kouFeNRV2Ws
Who’s the guy and who’s the chick?
He rated it a 9 out of 10. I was pleased with that; however, I did do a few other things that I think his girlfriends did not do.
No way in hell does Air Force dick trump Marine cock. On a person by person basis? Sure. As a collective group? Refer to first sentence. But seriously, let’s it up for our boys in the military…
Straight dude: “Dude, if so-and-so hadn’t told me, I wouldn’t have known.”
Gay dude: “Known what?”
Straight dude: “You know.”
Gay dude: “Obviously I don’t know.”
Straight dude: “That you’re…” then softly as though it’s a dirty word, “gay.”
^ 😮
<3 jp
One of my personal favorites is. Have you ever tried it with a woman? TO which I usually reply, Have you ever tried it with a guy?
“So….which one is the girl?” Um…..neither of us. “No I mean, who gets fucked?” Um….it depends on the specific couple….some do both.
I actually had one tell me today “I just can’t see you fucking someone….you seem like you’d be the bitch.”
lol at all of this.
I hear the “man I wish I were gay” one a lot – it gets old real fast, especially when you’re crushing on the person…
So true!
My all time favorite….”Can I ask you a question?”
My smart ass reply…you just did…..they are then either a) speechless for a few seconds, or b) “No I mean a real question….don’t be offended, k?”
If you feel the need to preface a question with the statement “don’t be offended” then obviously 98% of the time its likely that someone out there is very much going to be offended!! lol
Based off this reply thread, I’ve got a feeling this is going to get its own blog discussion shortly…
I don’t really find it offensive when straight guys ask seemingly dumb questions. At least they’re open minded enough to be inquisitive.
of course you did, lol. That’s why he asked the question.
It covers pretty much all the bases, and we covered the rest of the way with replies. That just leaves “Who in the hell is the guy int he video?” Oh my god he’s hot!
ok, that one was funny.
The guy in the video might not be gay but after watching it I don’t think he’s totally straight either.
Armie Hammer says people keep asking him “What’s it like to kiss Leo DeCaprio?” — he just rolls his eyes impatiently and says “Dude, it’s like kissing anyone else!”
AF cock is definitley hotter….marines cum too quick….had both and wont turn either down….but love tha COCK!
I saw a segment on “shit girls say” on TV last night. Turns out that the guy in this video is actually the “girl” in the “shit girls say” videos. Too funny.
good link, tippi.
Good Link.
:-).
cute guy.
and i don’t think he’s straight, either.
(i may hope for this, anyway.)
I had a question from my drunk step-mother.
SO DO YOU LOSE YOUR HARDON WHEN A GUY FUCKS YOU?
I laughed like a hyena. And said – it depends where I put my focus – how good he is at hitting the prostate, and sometimes it feel sooooo good, I couldn’t care if I’m hard or not. It’s pleasure not power, what are you thinking its about? I know you like control.
Then she asked if I was a XXL as her husband my dad, or not. So I asked her – I would need to have that measured and she said,
well I think 12 inches +, I’m not sure.
How can you not be sure!?
Well – I never answered, I smiled like a rim job on a body building latino hard ass butt when your entire tongue gets pulled in because he IS that good at receiving!
Hope you’re not offended – she said.
DUH! What – I’m a tree stump or something?
Of course it was invasive and rude, so you ever rim job him before or during sex? Or has he ever put 12 inches up your butthole?
No comment on her side. Poured another drink and went to bed.
Can’t take it but she can dish it out.
NOTE: Send her the URL for this conversation.
straight guys definitely know what rim jobs are
not enough denial of possibly being gay