Celebrity Skin: Jake Shears

Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears kicks promotion for the group’s forthcoming album into overdrive by doing what he was born to do—posing naked for publicity. While there certainly isn’t anything wrong with this (Shears has an ass to die for), can we get some slutty pics of Babydaddy or  Del Marquis for a change? You can’t be the Beyoncé forever, Jakey! Let’s see those boys in their jockstraps.

PS: Shoutout to Blue Ivy! We wish her luck in her future life as a high-class video ho.

PPS: I’m dumb. These pics are actually from 2004, back when people still cared about the Scissor Sisters. Oh well. They’re worth reposting either way. My neck hurts too much from blogging in this hotel bed, so you’re not going to get another post out of me.

PPPS: Expect more naked pictures of Jake Shears to come. It wouldn’t be a Scissor Sisters promotional cycle without butt cheeks or a ridiculous publicity stunt.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Marcelo Krasilcic

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(via BUTT, as if that wasn’t already obvious)

15 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Jake Shears

  1. “Shoutout to Blue Ivy! We wish her luck in her future life as a high-class video ho.”

    Really, Dewitt? She’s a baby that’s days old. How crass.

  2. Not difficult to spot an impersonator, so I’d drop the “In the Navy” get-up.   The jockstrap and white socks combination, however,  gets me in the “YMCA” mood every time.    

  3. I LOVE Jake Shears, and he can show as much as he likes ANYTIME he likes. In the third pic below the jump, you can see very clearly his dick and balls. He’s pretty thick. Was the jock strap wet or something? I’m not complaining; just wanted to see some peen (completely uncovered). Love his untrimmed pubic hair. He’s a HOT little MF, and I admire the face that he doesn’t mind showing his fantastic body to the world!!
    I remember first seeing him on a documentary where he interviewed Dolly Parton. (He loves Dolly!) He held back a little with his personality, but you could tell he’s a cutie pie.

  4. Correction: admire the “fact”, not “face.” He’s also much cuter than these pictures portray.  

  5. I’m kinda tried of him teasing us. Either show it all or go away, nobody likes a cocktease.

  6. i have never found jake shears as hot as jake shears finds jake shears hot.  enough already.

  7. I’ll conform. He is dead sexy. I’d give my eyeballs just to be able to dry hump him. hehehe

  8. I agree with Dewitt. Have you read the details of how the diva’s entourage took over the floor, taped over the security cameras, demanded the staff turn over their cell phones and even kept other patients from having access to their new-borns? The kid will grow up to be just as spoiled rotten as her parents. Celebrity culture at its worst!

  9. The tint of the pictures are reminiscent of the 1950s photo shoots. And Jake is obviously packing, as evident from the last frontal shot!

  10. Details or gossip?  The entourage could have done all of that and it wouldn’t matter.  The baby is a baby!  Its a young life that has all the potential to be whatever it can be and no one should be calling a child a ho. hands down.

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