Yes! Hell yes! This is what the Secret Sex series was invented for. Not for me to lust after hot bear rappers or Adam Pally, but to reveal a legitimately shameful crush that I’d never say out loud in the company of friends. Today’s legitimately (!!!) shameful crush is grown-up Haley Joel Osment, whose most famously known for uttering four simple words (“I see dead people”) that thereby subjected us to M. Night Shyamalan‘s awful writing and directing for years to come.
In an attempt to finally outgrow The Sixth Sense and get work beyond voicing characters in Disney’s Kingdom Hearts video games, the now 23 year-old actor is playing gay in the soon-to-be-released flick Sassy Pants (which also features Manhunt Daily fave/utterly genius comedian Drew Droege).
Spoiler alert! Haley did not age well. It might just be the heinous hairdo, but that once-upon-a-time adorable face looks incredibly awkward on an adult body. He might even be what some of you would call “unattractive”. Because, obviously, I would NEVER use that word to describe a person.
Then there’s the kicker. If you pay close attention to the trailer for Sassy Pants, you’ll notice a few shots of Haley’s big, round ass. “Fuckable” doesn’t even begin to describe it! He basically borrowed Rob Kardashian‘s ass for this role, and I ain’t mad at him for it… Haley, if you ever want to have sex with a brown-bag over your head, give me a call!
What? Don’t look at me like that! Just try and tell me you could look at that face while fucking him. Personally, I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing, ’cause I’d be too busy thinking to myself, “I see my dick up your butt”.
– Dewitt
Click through to see Haley’s big-ass booty in the trailer for Sassy Pants:
he just got a little bit too round in the face for me, but that ass is hot.
You have the weirdest taste…seriously! Ugh!
Puberty was not friendly to Haley… why did no one get him into a gym during his teen years?
God, what is wrong with his eyes? he looks like a creepy Halloween mask.
haley seems okay — it’s just the hairstyle that he had for his movie that clashes with his looks, up there.
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i think.
hello direct to dvd bargain bin!
I don’t kno about Haley but that kid with tha curly hair in the trailer can sure get it!!!
Hella ass!
Oh no.
He looks dead up like a young K.D. Lang in the pic before the jump. Which means: NO.
I see washed-up child stars!
sorry, but the down-syndrome wax figure look just doesn’t do it for me.
Haley looks just like his sister that was on Hannah Montana
I think he looks cute in that dorky kind of way. ^_^
He is one fuck ugly dude.
i’ve never seen a white boy with an ass like that!!! Is that real??? My dick and his ass should meet…
He looks ok to me… I think the problem is the hair and the lip ring he’s wearing for the role. Plus, the still you posted isn’t especially flattering.
Well, as Homer Simpson pointed out, Ron Howard stopped acting and started directing because he wasn’t “cute” anymore. Haley Joel Osment take note.