Our own Dr. Queerlove tackled the topic of anal douching long ago, but he neglected to mention another option for cleansing your love parts–fermented kombucha tea. It's not exactly recommended by health professionals and the individual who suggested it was referring to her Cindy Lou Va-Who-Who. But if any brave soul actually "pours some down their colon snake from FORT TROFF" as the original post says in jest, we'd love to hear a full scientific report on the positive and negative effects.
– Dewitt
Wow! I love Kombucha!
But I don’t think I love it that much.
I’m more of a fermented tea top, anyway…