Okay, so we’re technically not sure what’s going on here, but it seemed appropriate for our Caption This series. Penises! They’re hilarious.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
There were so many good ones! But we had to go with Jdavisbruin.
Roy G. Biv or Roy G. Jiz
you sunk my battleship
8-bit porn
So this is what they meant when they said it was a cocknlock party
Cockblock*
One of Picasso’s lesser known cubist works: le cock d’arc-en-curl
Here boy taste my Rainbow!
He was straight, before he passed out.
what, you were expecting Skittles?
Joseph and the technicolor dream cock.
I love nerd cock, but your cum is a little lumpy.
You need to drink more cranberry juice.
Xtube’s Nyan Dick
Fancy a Rainbow COCK-tail?
Build the rainbow
Taste the rainbow
leggo my lego
Now that is what I call safe sex, unless he swallows.
”Well, it isn’t Skittles but it’ll have to do.”
Super Mario’s Manhunt profile pic.
Rainbow colors together equal white sprinkles
mmmm you being eating plastic man!
This is what happens when you put a square peg in a round hole,
You ate my lego
Light-byte
wow! it tastes like skittles!
Some ASS-embly required!
Safe for ages 18 and up.
Finally I found a way to make you taste it…!!!
Taste the rainbow
who needs markers at a frat party to piss off your room mate.
Juicy!!!
i lost the lightbirght, so this will have to work.
Choke on it, b*tch!
Redefining Cockblocking – Taste the Rainbow
This just in: RainbowBrite’s lesser known brother resorts to gay porn to support drug habit.
How legos are meant to be played
Damn you, Tedd92, I was going to say something similar!!! LOL.
Ok here’s my entry *thinks*:
This is hot as it is, I can’t wait for the 3D version!
It just goes to show,… no matter what colour(s) the cock is, the jizz is always white.
If he was able to suck that off to a climax, I want him as my BFF
The ancient precursor to gay cyber sex.
“Gag, Bitch! Gag!”
Wow, you can really see the pixels in old school porn!
Pre DSL porn. You’re doing it wrong.
jiz ROCKS!!
umm, that guy is shooting blanks
Well if he swallows he”ll have square pegs cumming out of his round hole
Who else thought passing kidney stones couldn’t be hot?