Jedward: Supposedly Straight Twins, But Kinda Incesty

Well, at least there won’t be any children born with difficulties stemming from their forbidden…whatever is going on with these two. Jedward were a big deal on X Factor in the UK, more so for their queer glam twin troll doll looks and tween appeal then for any singing talent. They shot this vid of them lip-synching LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” (there’s your first problem),  and now it’s yours to enjoy and love. I think I’m going back to posting about lesbian actresses.

– J. Harvey

(via Unicorn Booty)

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14 thoughts on “Jedward: Supposedly Straight Twins, But Kinda Incesty

  1. they were NOT a big deal on X factor in the UK… they were fucking annoying, and most people actively wanted them to die.

    they are repeatedly shoved on tv JUST to annoy people.

    no one cares if they are gay or straight, if they fuck each other, if they are virgins or whatever… we only wish that people would STOP GIVING THEM PUBLICITY

  2. Twinkies from hell !!!  I’d bend them both over, side by side, and cream fill both of them.  That’s what the Hostess is supposed to do ….. 🙂

  3. I know them and they’re actually sound lads but that’s all I can say. Fed up with them being all over me screen and newspapers.

  4. Yes someone please kill them. Slowly and wickedly. We must be allowed the sight of their blood on the outside of their bodies.

  5. WELL……there’s 3 min 17 sec I won’t get back.   But they are kinda cute from the neck down.

  6. they’re about as straight as a brunch showing of  ” Steel Magnolias ” at Liza Minelli’s condo

  7. They ruined perfectly good Batman t-shirts! They will suffer in geek hell for that travesty! Superman can suck it (insert dirty snickering here).
    Though for a man of steel, I’m sure he’s in tip top shape for a few flights around the earth with him wrapped around me.

  8. They represented Ireland at the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest were they finished 8th out of 43. They were also on Celebrity Big Brother with Tara Reid.

  9. I believe that I am unable to locate whatever talent got them into any talent show. Perhaps this video is not a good example of that talent but still, it’s all I’ve got to work with.

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