Everyone’s Butt: Which Male Celeb Has The Best Ass?

Celebrity Skin meets Everything Butt meets Who Would You Rather! We caught this GIF wall a while back on World of Wonder, and it’s truly a crime that we’ve taken so long to share it with you. Feel free to punish us later. With your dicks.

But, um, back to the topic at hand! Which of these guys has the best mounds? Our money is on one of the Ryans (Ryan Kwanten or Ryan Phillippe, not Ryan Reynolds), though Mario Lopez ain’t too shabby either… You really can’t lose with this collage. Even douchebag Ashton Kutcher (despite his flat ass) has some pretty nice lower back dimples.

– Dewitt

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302 thoughts on “Everyone’s Butt: Which Male Celeb Has The Best Ass?

  1. Yowza…they are all fine specimens of man muffin, although Aston Kutcher has the best giggle in this presentation.

    Now, where can we see the other side of these dudes??

  2. given a chance I would do them all!!!  LOL  although I have seen Ryan Phillippe in person, not naked  :>(    he is hot

  3. Wow! I’m a bottom and I’d take any of them! But if I had to vote, it would be a toss-up between Philippe and Lopez.

  4. I’m not blaming you, I’m just generally surprised given the amount of skin he shows on TrueBlood.

  5. Seems there are a lot of ass-men on here today. Ryan Phillipe’s ass is legendary.
    Two perfect ripe melons. Aston Kutcher should be banned from ever taking off his pants in front of a camera….what a disappointment…as well as Justin Timberlake…all that meat and no potatoes.

  6. Ryan Phillippe has the hottest phatest ass. My second choice was Jake. I love Ryan Reynolds, but he’s tall, slim, and not much ass. Ashton Kutcher have a flat ass like an ironing board. I don’t find Ashton to be all that. However, I was glad he shaved his beard and cut his hair recently. He was looking like he had a body ordor and a left over hippie from the 60’s.

  7. Ryan Phillippe is my favorite. He was in Macgruber and is very hot in it and you get to see his ass at the end of the movie. 

  8. The best celebrity ass isn’t among this group. Check out Paul Mercurio’s beefy buns in “Exit to Eden.” Yowsa!

  9. Yeah, I’m team Joe. If that GIF had been up there, I voted not have voted for Kwanten so easily.

    Kwanten and Manganiello for sure. Those asses just get me all riled up!

    If I could have Gigandet and Timberlake too, please? 😉

  10. I’m glad justice is served and Ashton has the least amount of votes. He has no ass. He is legs into back.

  11. Didnt know ryan phillippe got such a nice ass. just perfect for a hard deep session.

    but the best ive seen is Scott Caan, damn what a bubble butt.

  12. please ashton has one of the roundest butts on the list look how small ryan reynolds butt is! but i’d go for mario lopez for sure! nice and plump and round mmmmm

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