Should I even bother writing anything here? Is anyone still reading this? I’m going to assume the answer is “no”, because James Rizzo is eye-fucking you so hard right now that he’s defied the laws of biology, and you’re basically all pregnant with his babies. Congratulations! I look forward to attending your orgy-themed baby shower.
(Apologies to anyone who actually read that. My brain still hasn’t recovered from last night.)
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Rick Day
Click through to see James in his underwear:
yeah nice
I hate to be negative, but either his face is odd looking or it’s the creepy stare…
He is one very masculine, handsome man, I’d do anything for him.
…he’s good looking..i’m not preggers though -_-
He’s scary-beautiful. I can’t help thinking nobody knows this more than he does. I would like to hear someone who knows him testify that he’s not a prick.
there comes a point when there are too many perfect features on one body and it makes that person anything but attractive or realistic looking. handsome man but i need some flaws. any scars? lolz
Not from this world! His first pic paralysed me about 5 minutes!
5 minutes not to be on this planet….he´s incredible!
And…oh…I´m in love…of course…I am! *g*
HOLLY SHIT!! NO WAY. NOW I DEFENENTLY CANT SLEEP!!
Hell he could be the devil for all we know , he’s a beast of a man ! Lol
I’d ride his horn ! Lol
It is typically gay (and futile, even) to get into an argument with another gay man about the definition of the word masculine, but if this guy is masculine, I am Brooke Shields.
this boy is beautiful, sweety and beautiful eyes. I like
i want him lol
I’m probably gonna get backlash for saying this… But I think he’s too big!!
His come fuck me eyes are beautiful though, I will admit that.
Wowza!! I like his gorgeousness!
Well, I would only add that the patchy hair isnt “perfect”.
I would kill for his facial bone structure! (And his boner structure!)
kinda nice on eyes, but nah, had better.
i’m not saying the man isn’t beautiful, but i think he’s a bit of a butter face. he has beautiful eyes, lips, and cheekbones, but the nose is a little rounded/bulbous, and he has an extremely low-set brow, making is fave look a little mean/stupid. its a similar look to the ones we normally bestow upon our ideas of a neanderthal.
*making his FACE
Riddox, I agree.
Looks like he has an attitude. Not really all that attractive. Kinda scary looking actually.
Definitely beautiful, a personal trainer too. I need to move to a more urban area..
OMG!!! HE’S JUST ABOUT A CLOSE TO FUCKING PERFECTION AS YOU CAN GET!! His eyes make me weak in the knees, which would be just fine considering the size of his bulge…yep, he can make me do anything he wants.
Hi Brooke…good to see you here!
I don’t agree that his face is odd looking but there is something about his mouth that is taking something away, but I must admit, he has amazing fucking eyes.
I’d do him
For me, it would all be about the voice and the movement of his full lips. If he has a deep relaxed confident voice, then he’s perfect. But if he sounds like a high pitched girl, then forget it. For men who model, it’s all about the mannerisms that matter. Similarly, confident mannerisms make a non-model looking guy more appealing also.
Hello Brooke!
There should be a law against guys being so good looking and fucking handsome…BUT…a little more hair on top of his head would be nice…bet he has a great ass.
The rules of attraction are always tricky, but as far as I am concerned, this dude has that special something in spades. I would lose my dignity for him. 😉
I think some of you are scared because of his Spock-like ears.
LOL! They kinda are Spock-like, hey?
That’s ok by me, More than happy to get a little Star Trek into me!
OMG Brooke! You’re not bitchy at all…
…. yea we believe you.
Shame about the nose ..
No thanks.
Brooke, you have not aged gracefully.
I laugh at your statement.
Hate to be bitchy – but his face is gorgeous (wait for it) … but his body is TOO perfect. Unattainable. (He is pretty to look at though.) Where are all the men with the NORMAL bodies?
Oh Brooke you really need 2 get off that island all the blue water is effecting our eye sight .