We hope you’re hungry, because it’s time for another visit to The Cock Buffet! This week’s menu features ten new, drool-worthy scenes with Samuel O’Toole, Zeb Atlas, Colby Keller, Patrick O’Brien and a bunch of other guys you’ll want to see naked… So what the fuck are you waiting for? Open wide and feast (your eyes) on all this hotness.
No, really! Why are you still reading this? Take your damn pants off and whack it.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole
1. Manhunt Daily fave Nicco Sky got dicked down by Sean Zevran on Randy Blue. Not quite as hot as Sean’s scene with Nick Sterling, but we’re willing to watch anything with his dick in it. Seriously, you could project that dick over an episode of Glee, and I might hate that show less…
2. Speaking of Randy Blue, one of the site’s former models Micah Brandt has moved on up to the big leagues. He’ll be getting plowed by Zeb Atlas in an upcoming release by Raging Stallion (which doesn’t appear to be available at the moment).
3. Speaking of Raging Stallion, those of you who have an appreciation for their Twinks branch need not wait to purchase the studio’s Sporty Twinks DVD. As you can clearly see in the picture above, these twinks are very sporty! They’re doing it in a locker room.
4. Our soon-to-be guest star Colby Keller got his prostate massaged by Cole Streets for Cocksure Men… And, yes, this is the very same scene where he Tebowed with a cock shoved up his ass. We were totally over Tebowing until Colby took it to the next level.
5. College Dudes paired up our new favorite twink (Patrick Hand) with muscle jock Angel Rock. Warning! This trailer will give you a boner.
6. Spencer “Fucking Faggot” Fox gets creative with a popsicle in a new flick by Jocks Studios. Do you think Luke Milan could taste the homophobia on his lips? More importantly, do you think that ice pop is watermelon, lemon-lime or kiwi flavored? Inquiring minds would like to know.
7. No installment of The Cock Buffet would be truly complete without an obligatory shot of someone’s taint. Here’s Jet from Chaos Men, who obviously needs to be licked all the way from the tip of his shaft to the top of his ass crack. Obviously.
8. Oh, J. Harvey! If you’re going to start a column about kink, you should at least go for something with a little more “oomph”. How about this scene from Straight Hell? This unlucky, hairy bastard gets a rope tied to his balls, which is attached by a pulley system to a bowling ball (?) hanging from the ceiling. Yikes! Is anyone else turned on? (Hint: I’m not.)
9. English Lads gets Patrick O’Brien, owner of the best cock of 2011, to shove his glorious equipment into this lucky-ass twink. Do we even need to ask if you’re jealous? Because of course you’re jealous.
10. What’s the best part of any Samuel O’Toole scene? The part where his fuzzy ass is thrusting toward the camera, as he shoves his huge dick into some hungry bottom’s hole. There seems to be a healthy amount of that view in this new scene with Jimmy Clay… Gosh, Sammy’s the best.
jimmy clay is the hottest in the entire post
I remember when Jimmy Clay was a straight guy getting a bj from guys on NextDoor Buddies. I’am very pleased that he’s now a horny Muscle Bottom getting his hole worked over by hot Tops. He looks like he loves it.
Hahahahahahahaha! He was never a “straight” guy! 🙂
I’d gladly lick Jet’s crack – and anything else he offered
I agree, Jimmy Clay is gorgeous and have become a strictly bottom.
Is Jimmy Clay Italian American?
J. Harvey, just make sure you’re accurate with your information. There’s a whole host of kinky gay men who can give credible information about the various kinky things you might write about. Make sure to reach out to them!
*rolls eyes* They don’t care. At all. They only see being gay as Lady Gaga and go-go boys in jock straps. It’s really incredibly sad to me. I’m proud to be gay but ashamed of most gay men.
What an odd list of “finalists”. Let’s break it down…
: expanding “hot rugger” – expansion so nothing NEW here
: underwear – aren’t most of the guys pictured already in their undies or similar?
: porn star or Manhunt – has potential but how far can that go really?
: famous gay couples – certainly has potential but what does it get us?
: advice column – I voted for this because I’m sure it can lead to everyone giving lots of advice to whomever and that could actually be helpful (and probably hurtful honestly…bitches always be in the MHD house)
: guys showering – seems like that could be in the “fetish” zone. It’s hot and all but worthy of a series?
: separated at birth – how many entries will this get us?
: nerds – I think is already covered in “secret sex”…just saying
: secret gays – again how many entries will this get?
: rural gays – what are they doing that the rest of us don’t?
I think the fetish idea should still be considered. It is kind of a missing area with all the current series. Yes, I’m sure there will be guys like the ones that go to “Twink Tank” and complain that the guys are too young and skinny. It might be helpful to demystify some of the things that many of us don’t know anything about and thus shame, fear, judge and ridicule out of ignorance.
Keep hope alive down in the South. Once enough states make it legal, it will roll up to the federal level. Equality has always been a struggle in our country but eventually it happens.
I think I’d kick the wall down if Samuel were on the other side of it. Fuck the hole…GIMME it all.