Woof Alert: Luke by Adrian Lourie

Friends of mine, both gay and straight, are aware of my reoccurring beard envy. It’s a pretty self-explanatory concept. Whenever I see a man sporting a healthy bush on his face, I secretly wish it were my face. Don’t get me wrong! I like my own beard! It’s just not as thick, magnificent or well-maintained as some other guys’. It’s easy to get jealous, you know?

In the case of Luke, I’m experiencing a rare case of body hair envy. The pattern of his chest and tummy hair is, like, my ultimate ideal. All I’ve got is a little patch between my flabby pecs, a pair of ring around my nipples and a treasure trail right below my belly button. Not that you needed to know all of that.

Basically? I want to steal Luke’s torso and make it mine… But not in a creepy way!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Adrian Lourie

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80 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Luke by Adrian Lourie”

  8. Dewitt, why did you stop there?  I know a LOT of readers are more than interested in what you’ve got going on south of the border, but not in a creepy way!  Actually, yes, in a creepy way.  We already love you for your mind, now give us something else to fantasize about!  😉  
    (Switcheroo)

  9. Dewitt, why did you stop there?  I know a LOT of readers are more than interested in what you’ve got going on south of the border, but not in a creepy way!  Actually, yes, in a creepy way.  We already love you for your mind, now give us something else to fantasize about!  😉  
    (Switcheroo)

  10. Dewitt, why did you stop there?  I know a LOT of readers are more than interested in what you’ve got going on south of the border, but not in a creepy way!  Actually, yes, in a creepy way.  We already love you for your mind, now give us something else to fantasize about!  😉  
    (Switcheroo)

  11. i’m normally not into hairy guys, but this one is really cute, i love his build.  plus, his hair just looks really….. soft

  19. If there is a God/Goddess thee has to be a flaw in this dude…or, then, maybe, he was used as the measure of perfection…

  20. If there is a God/Goddess thee has to be a flaw in this dude…or, then, maybe, he was used as the measure of perfection…

  21. If there is a God/Goddess thee has to be a flaw in this dude…or, then, maybe, he was used as the measure of perfection…

  22. Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty much beard perfection.  I tend to prefer more curly, thick chest hair though.  Carl Hardwick circa 1995 for example.  The beard, the chest hair.. perfection. 

  23. Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty much beard perfection.  I tend to prefer more curly, thick chest hair though.  Carl Hardwick circa 1995 for example.  The beard, the chest hair.. perfection. 

  24. Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty much beard perfection.  I tend to prefer more curly, thick chest hair though.  Carl Hardwick circa 1995 for example.  The beard, the chest hair.. perfection. 

  31. Learning your body hair pattern was all too erotic, Dewitt.
    Pics or it didn’t happen.
    3overnine

  32. Learning your body hair pattern was all too erotic, Dewitt.
    Pics or it didn’t happen.
    3overnine

  33. 12,206, 12,207, 12,208….wow and I’m just down to his navel…where was I…damn….1,2.3…… (sn: daddysal)

  34. 12,206, 12,207, 12,208….wow and I’m just down to his navel…where was I…damn….1,2.3…… (sn: daddysal)

  35. 12,206, 12,207, 12,208….wow and I’m just down to his navel…where was I…damn….1,2.3…… (sn: daddysal)

  39. I like when a teddybear cute guy like this has fur everywhere, and doesn’t deny it.  His face is just beautiful and there’s an overall cuddly quality to him, like he’s proudly showing us he was born this way…and he looks about mid 30s where male hotness begins for some of us.  NO TATTOOS EITHER–hurray!    Where do we find guys like this for dating? I’d be all weak nervous on our first date and probably change my clothing 4 times before I leave the house, worrying how I look,  worrying about will he or won’t he, fantasizing about our unborn children, looking for any opportunity to throw him down and start rubbing my beard against his, etc.  What’s his phone number?

  40. I like when a teddybear cute guy like this has fur everywhere, and doesn’t deny it.  His face is just beautiful and there’s an overall cuddly quality to him, like he’s proudly showing us he was born this way…and he looks about mid 30s where male hotness begins for some of us.  NO TATTOOS EITHER–hurray!    Where do we find guys like this for dating? I’d be all weak nervous on our first date and probably change my clothing 4 times before I leave the house, worrying how I look,  worrying about will he or won’t he, fantasizing about our unborn children, looking for any opportunity to throw him down and start rubbing my beard against his, etc.  What’s his phone number?

  41. I like when a teddybear cute guy like this has fur everywhere, and doesn’t deny it.  His face is just beautiful and there’s an overall cuddly quality to him, like he’s proudly showing us he was born this way…and he looks about mid 30s where male hotness begins for some of us.  NO TATTOOS EITHER–hurray!    Where do we find guys like this for dating? I’d be all weak nervous on our first date and probably change my clothing 4 times before I leave the house, worrying how I look,  worrying about will he or won’t he, fantasizing about our unborn children, looking for any opportunity to throw him down and start rubbing my beard against his, etc.  What’s his phone number?

  42. his hair makes like a beautiful pattern haha, not to mention he’s hot beyond belief. I do think he should find me to take me to sweet bliss.

  43. his hair makes like a beautiful pattern haha, not to mention he’s hot beyond belief. I do think he should find me to take me to sweet bliss.

  44. his hair makes like a beautiful pattern haha, not to mention he’s hot beyond belief. I do think he should find me to take me to sweet bliss.

  45. now i love a furry fucker, but this guy looks as if he could brush his chest hair and make it a comb over for his head.  having said that….he’s a hot guy lol!  i’ll bring my brush and styling wand right on over
    MH SN eagerbtmTN

  46. now i love a furry fucker, but this guy looks as if he could brush his chest hair and make it a comb over for his head.  having said that….he’s a hot guy lol!  i’ll bring my brush and styling wand right on over
    MH SN eagerbtmTN

  47. He’s hot but his look is far too similiar to an old friend of mine. So it’s a no go.

    Also probably a bit too much fur for my liking. That’s probably what reminds me most about my friend…

    (MH: Pokeylope)

  48. He’s hot but his look is far too similiar to an old friend of mine. So it’s a no go.

    Also probably a bit too much fur for my liking. That’s probably what reminds me most about my friend…

    (MH: Pokeylope)

  50. what an interesting post. See, I love bears, and cubs as I am a cub myself. I think he kind of looks weird though because he has the body of a twink but the hair of a bear/cub? He is cute, but I dont think he would be for me. This might sound strange, and while I do like all sorts of guys, and all sorts of body types, I think he would be hotter if he had a beer belly. Woof. (mh – fairfaxx09)

  52. omg… cannot believe how sexy that man is — i LOVE guys with pale skin, but lots of dark body hair — hottest kind of hirsuit!!
    (sn: Shimmian)

  54. not usually into hairy guys, but this is one i would make an exception for!  NICE!

    -kirk75

  56. after seeing this i know for sure and certain now that my fantasy man does indeed exist!  (mh-cloud9rider)

  57. No I am not turned on or slightly interested at all. Too furry. I allready sleep with furry things…two Brittany Spaniels. Seems like a nice guy though!

  58.  Shut your dirty whorish mouth… a man can never have too much hair! 😉

  61. OMG! this man and his fur r puuurrrfffeeeccttt,.. Normally I prefer hairy guys that turn my motor on to be a bit more thick Bearish daddies but this one   this one right here makes me wanna do bad things to him. That fur is thick n nice like Angel hair. You dont see many men with fur like this this is the hottest. I think I just nutted typing this.

  63. Does anyone else think he looks kind of like an older (bald  and  hairier) version of daniel radcliffe?  Perhaps a hotter Harry Potter?

  65. Most hairy guys you see are bears, not into bears but love trim guys with hair, he is hot a little pale but  a litle sun would make him golden

  67.  If you would fuck his brains out, that means hairy shoulders are not so much of a NO GO as you state.  What is it then?  It sounds like you like hairy shoulders, otherwise you wouldn’t fuck his brains out, I could be way off base here because I am blinded by love, but you leave his shoulders be. They are perfect.

  69. It used to be that a beard with a shaved head was a total turn-off.  Luke, here, really challenges this.  Beautiful slim body, moderately hairy; handsome heart-shaped face with magnetic eyes (see the close-ups on Grateful Grapefruit); great beard; and let me at those nipples!  Now then, Luke, lose those stupid briefs and do a slow 360 turn.

  71. he is hot. i’m way hairier, and i can see why dewitt wants more hair lol. hairy guys want less hair, the hairless ones want more. by the way dewitt, i want your fur lol im worse than a bear!

  73. I’m sure you’re gorgeous and perfect in every way, my friend. And you can bet your ass I’d probably be jealous of your fur.

  74. He certainly does have a sexy little body under all that hair and he’s a hot man…a bit toooooo furry for my personal likes but I would not say no to any offer’s he made.

  75. Throw in a fuzzy bubble butt, and he’s everything I ordered from the catalog.
    modhatter

  76. He’s insanely gorgeous. His hair looks like it was painted on. Look at how it swirls around like water almost.  I’ll have him for my own and I’ll kill any of you who gets in my way.

  79. I’m in love!!! LOVE the hairy body and beard mixed with the ba;d head. yum!

    sneaker

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