Here is a picture of a jockstrap hanging on a door knob. It gave me an erection.
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With 21 Likes, Johnnyb741 is the clear winner.
I’ll start – “Wow, I knew shalb’s mother was butch but…”
I would go with the classic “do not disturb”
This is how Coach let everyone know he was “going over game plays” with the assistant coach and didn’t wan’t to be interrupted.
“Here is a picture of a jockstrap hanging on a door knob. It gave me an erection.”
Those are the best two sentences I have read in a long time.
“Enter at your own risk” Dustypants
um, that’s not what I meant when I said “if you take off your jock, I’ll polish your knob”, Mr Tebow.
If you can’t be a door knob…be a door knob suppoter.
to the roommate-“You smell the jock well im working this guys ass”
What gay resorts use instead of a paper “do not disturb” sign.
If the jockstrap is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’!
“Own the scent . . . I am totally doing your brother.”
Switcheroo
I just have to say: In light of the Tyler Clementi trial going on now. This is so NOT hot. Sorry. Just seems a little ill-timed.
Oh, that is were I left it.
Do not disturb! Just enter and be fucked.!!! http://www.manhunt.net/profile/100topman
I think that jock needs to be washed…
(singletwink23)
Not quite what I meant when I said I want a jock on my knob…
manhunt: alexdrummond
If the jock is a hangin’, it means I am bangin’!!
Tebow ‘s prayers were answered… by a tight end.
Do not disturb.
Sniffing, on the other hand, is acceptable.
“Never mind the dog. Beware of the owner!”
The jockstrap–Protecting knobs since 1874!
(according to wikipedia, that was when the first jockstrap was invented)
gives new meaning to drip-dry
Message on the door: “Put on the jock and you will score”
Wearing the Jock, leaves the doorway wide-open to fun
My first time trying to post here, i would caption it as,
“Yes! We started going at it in the living room.” (kubikoo)
When I asked for a picture of a “Well Hung Jock”, this is what I got???
Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-JOCK
“Make sure to cover your knob.”
“No mom… this doesn’t belong to me… it’s probably from Kevin,Edward,Diego,Lucas or that hot black that fucked me last night” xD
10 points roommate I got the quarterback first!
Sorry! It’s laundry day! I was out of socks!
Come on in. I’m waiting…
It’s the only way I know to get my doorknob to smell like his balls
JwithG
Sniff before entering!!!
Who would have known a jockstrap would open this many doors for me…
evilgenius
When theres a jockstrap on the knob
Come on in for a free blow job!
This is the alternate “DO Disturb” signal. ;-D
“Didn’t have socks on, so I used my jock since they were coming off anyways” hryaznbtm
And the plot thickens…
papamidnight82
Housekeeping!!
This is the 1st time a jock strap covered anyones back door