Caption This: The Dildo Phone

On the set of this scene that gave me an immense boner, gay porn beauties Samuel O’Toole and Parker London decided to have some fun with Sammy’s custom-made dildo. We’re not going to ask whether this picture was taken before or after the replica was shoved deep inside Parker’s ass. We’re just going to post it in our Caption This series and let you handle the rest.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole

Click through for last week’s winning caption:

Congratulations, Thebambam! You win. You win at life.

46 thoughts on “Caption This: The Dildo Phone

  1. Now I know why there are so many long lines at the cell phone stores in San Francisco!!

  2. what-what-what did you say?  Boy, you’re breaking up on me.
    I’m sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m kinda busy.

  3. Yeah, Mom, we’re having a great time in college and, yes, we have found something to keep us occupied!  

  4. When you hold the Fleshjack up to your ears you can actually hear the falling self respect of the people who watch support Next Door’s gay4pay bullshit.

  5. Hello, Hello, baby you called, I can’t hear a thing.
    I have got no service in the club you say, say.

  6. Dildo: Hello?
    Samuel: Hi! you’re not gonna believe where i am
    Dildo: Well it can’t  be worse than the places where I have been…

  7. You need a big service area because those moaning charges will break the bank.

  8. his arsehole and mouth were so slack and sore after being a disgusting whore for so long he resorted to using other orifices…. the ears were the only tight holes he had left

  9. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring dildo phone! 
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring dildo phooooooooooooooooone!

  10. Hello this is Balls-sack can you tell Dick 2 cum already? I can’t hold it anymore!

  11. Dewitt: Hello, I’m calling to schedule a facial
    Operator: Ok, any min now sir please hold!

  12. Can’t decide between “Let your fingers do the walking” or “Reach out and touch someone.”

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