On the set of this scene that gave me an immense boner, gay porn beauties Samuel O’Toole and Parker London decided to have some fun with Sammy’s custom-made dildo. We’re not going to ask whether this picture was taken before or after the replica was shoved deep inside Parker’s ass. We’re just going to post it in our Caption This series and let you handle the rest.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Samuel O’Toole
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Congratulations, Thebambam! You win. You win at life.
It’s ok, I get free nights and weekends with Cock-Mobile!!
Weird!
it’s for you, some dick
Some dick-tation for the sexy secretary!
Sorry, dong number.
Hello, China Palace? We’d like to order Cream of Sum Yung Guy
Damn, some dick calling while I’m having sex
Before phoning home, Samuel and Parker get good use out of E.T.’s fingers!
Ring! Ring! Its your cock calling.
Now I know why there are so many long lines at the cell phone stores in San Francisco!!
what-what-what did you say? Boy, you’re breaking up on me.
I’m sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m kinda busy.
The only way to one up E.T
“Hello? Yes, this is Dick.”
This puts a new spin on the phrase “phone sex”
Yeah, Mom, we’re having a great time in college and, yes, we have found something to keep us occupied!
Boop a doop e doop
Ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone
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Hello is this Cocks R Us?
Ring-a-ding-a-ling… What’s UP?
Speak up, please, I’m hard of hearing!
“Well, that’s kinda hard for me to talk about right now!”
Cum again?
Hello? Are you cumming?
Check out what the new Dildo app changes my phone into!
When you hold the Fleshjack up to your ears you can actually hear the falling self respect of the people who watch support Next Door’s gay4pay bullshit.
Hello, Hello, baby you called, I can’t hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club you say, say.
Another submission:
“Guuuurl, she said WHAT????!!!!”
Dildo: Hello?
Samuel: Hi! you’re not gonna believe where i am
Dildo: Well it can’t be worse than the places where I have been…
Is that your cock or mine? Lets Find Out
For some reason, I always keep this phone on vibrate.
Please hold while we connect you!!!
You need a big service area because those moaning charges will break the bank.
AT&T better not throttle it this time.
his arsehole and mouth were so slack and sore after being a disgusting whore for so long he resorted to using other orifices…. the ears were the only tight holes he had left
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring dildo phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring dildo phooooooooooooooooone!
well…
I can hear something salty and liquid, but I don’t think it’s the ocean
Yes this is Adam Killian’s direct line.
Would you mind holding?
It even gets great reception, up in here, way up in here
Hello this is Balls-sack can you tell Dick 2 cum already? I can’t hold it anymore!
Dewitt: Hello, I’m calling to schedule a facial
Operator: Ok, any min now sir please hold!
What?! It’s for calling “long” distance!
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you… There’s a cock in my ear!
Setting up a BOOTY CALL
Can’t decide between “Let your fingers do the walking” or “Reach out and touch someone.”
Hello, Dildo? This is Chelsea.
…My battery is low, just so you know, i’m cumming in a place nearby, gotta go!!!
BSB-The Call LOL!!!
This gives cock ring a whole new meaning.