Christmas literally came early today! I’ve been busy at MH Headquarters all day (blah, blah, blah) and hadn’t gotten a chance to log in to MANHUNT. I’ve been emailing back and forth with this sexy 25 year old that just moved to Boston and is starting grad school in the fall, and wanted to see if he was up for “working out” later tonight.
I digress. So, I log in to MANHUNT and find a new message from the MANHUNT SHOP offering me a FREE Gift for My Cock. (I wish the gift was the grad student – he’d look very nice on my cock! Now thats a gift I’ll never forget.)
Free sex toy?! Okay, I’m down! While at the shop, I stocked up on some lube (grad student’s hole is probably a tight fit; well, I hope it is). I also got my free Cock Holster Cock and Ball Ring. (P.S. You need to enter coupon code MH15HOLSTER at checkout for it to be free!)
Apparently, this cock ring helps men enjoy a longer, lasting and harder erection. (Watch out grad student!)
AND, since I was a first time buyer, for only $0.01 I got the Super-Charged Multi-Speed Egg! (That one is for me; during my “alone time” and am in the mood of having something in my ass.)
So, if you’re up for a gift for your cock, check it out.
P.S. Grad student confirmed for tonight! Fuck yea; I have a free gift of my own for him later.
– Dave
Is there anybody here who wants to make me this? I need it urgently
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