Adam Lambert Needs A New Graphic Designer

I’m all for supporting openly gay artists, but you’re making it difficult for me right now, Adam Lambert. Is this seriously the album cover for your upcoming project Trespassing? Like, for real? This wasn’t designed in some 13 year-old fan’s basement with MS Paint and some glitter? Where did you find this graphic designer? Did you get a referral from Ashley Tisdale?

You can call me a cunt all you want to, but just look at that shit. It’s inexcusable that someone who handles Lambert saw this monstrosity and thought, “Yes! Yes, this is exactly what we need to promote Adam as a serious, talented pop artist”. I could forgive him/them if the music were any good, and yet…

– Dewitt

Click through to listen to Adam’s new single “Better Than I Know Myself”:

20 thoughts on “Adam Lambert Needs A New Graphic Designer

  1. adam lambert is young, happy with himself.  give him a break.   his voice range is awesome.  i  saw him on jay leno the other night doing this same song and I thought his stage presence was awesome.  I  totally enjoyed watching him.  I  am   in my  60’s, came out  in my late 40’s, scared and all alone.  Adam  is  a  breath of fresh air  for someone as closeted as I was.   I  think  he will be an amazing entertainer,  Keep  it  up  Adam!!

  2. I have been of the personal opinion that Adam Lambert has been solely responsible for setting back the acceptance of gays in the general populations’ psyche by at least a quarter century.  He represents everything I think of as negative stereotypes of gay men.  If he had concentrated on promoting his talent instead of his image as an “out and outrageous homosexual,” he might have actually had a successful music career.  As it is, he outlived his 15 minutes of fame years ago.  I wish he would just disappear.

  3. The only one I disagree on is Tim Gunn.  I think he has done, or tried to do, a lot for the way men dress.  He’s classy, civilized and knows how to work a proper suit.

    Carson and Adam….please go away.

  4. Leave it with me. Got a couple of ideas. Got graphic designers coming out my ears. Who produced the tunes? Got a few things missing. Listen to an uncompressed recording, ie: Yello, the race, or Limelight by whatsis face Parker experiment. It’s missing dynamics, and every producer nowdays seems to want to be as loud as poss. on the graphics. It needs re-mixing from the master. Then that’s a starting point for the rest of the wheels turning. Pop and rock music every day.. Listen to how an orchestra handles it. Viable tune, I’ll help you, has potential. All the other bits and bobs are there. And no, I’m not Simon Cowell. Drop me a mail, at your lesiure.

  5. I’d rather be a smelly cunt where Lambert and Kressley are concerned than a pious never-been-touched virginal prick telling others what to do.

  6. I totally agree. I also came out late (in my 50’s) so kudos to you for being who you are & embracing it.  It has been a difficult journey for me & one I am still in the process of.  Too many people give Adam such a hard time for ANYTHING he does.

  7. hey Tom,  I  lost a lot  including my  children but  I  had to be honest with myself or else I  wouldn’t  have been able to  continue living.  I  have a lot of pain but I   am  very happy  with who I  am and  I  am sure  I made the choice that I had to make.   I am still  the same  person I was before  just more  honest with myself.  Best of luck to you  in your journey  and be  happy  with who you are.   Take care  and a big hug,   Ron

  8. Looks more like whoever did ke$as cover art moved on to someone less likely to give them the plague by making eye contact for more than five minuets.

  9. Best singer ever. So handsome, talented and down to earth. That’s called envy guys. 🙂
    You should be so ashamed manhunt. Instead of supporting artists you try to make the like bad? Besides even though the song isn’t my faveourite, it’s so obvious it’s very well produced, sung and promoted.
    I wounder why gays have somethign against him. He never tried to make money on his sexuality, you all did by bringing it up everythime you do an interview on him.
    Just let people be the way they want and deal with your own problems.
    Mnahunt, lately, you suck!!

  10. Oh and I forgot about something. You say you support openly gay artist but it gets difficult for you to do it only because you don’t live a cd cover? wow, your values and moral are so shitty…

  11. I’m not against anyone being themselves…but when you put your self out in
    public looking like a

    Screaming queen that you can find in any bar in any state is really a
    downer. Mr. Lambert is

    Not a role model for any gay person, and he certainly doesn’t speak for the
    gay community as a whole. Someone said that he sets gay life back 25 years
    every time he appears in public, is not too far off base. As for his
    “singing”…he does stay on key, but singing? More like vocal gymnastics…and
    yes…he does have a wide range. So what? Everyone doesn’t care to hear songs
    screamed at them from the top of their voice.

  12. He never planned to be a role model, that’s the thing. You think that just because he is gay he has to represent you and he just represents himself.
    He never talk about his sexuality, the media does it so ifyou complain about him talking about it the whole day, imagine how tired he must be.
    I love how everyone crticise singing without having a minimum idea of what singing is. wheter you like that kind of music or him or not that’s completely different and acceptable but syaing he doesn’t know how to sing shows the lack of knowledge in all these subjects.
    George Michael, Elton John, Boy George, etc had been even worse and did worse stuff but nobody ever insulted them. That’s why I say it’s pure envy cause gays always had criticised other gays instead of leaving them alone or support them. It’s a battle of queens 🙂

  13. backs out and checks the door again.. i thought i clicked on perez hilton by accident..gay on gay wig snatching is so 2001….ya really should look up his interviews on yt thier is a lot of  smarts under all that..you can’t change pple to be who you want, just find something positive to do like jacking off,  instead of crab slinging..

    now i need to go find nice cock to wash this bitter taste outta my mouth..

    bitter cunts

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