All I Ever Wanted (is Hot Boys in Towels Singing Kelly Clarkson)

You know what I love seeing on YouTube? Nearly naked guys acting a little silly. As someone who routinely engages in one-man underwear dance parties in my bedroom, it kind of turns me on to know that there are guys out there doing the same. And they're doing it on film!

Don't lie. You know you've come out of the shower at some point and lip-synched into a mirror. It might not have necessarily been something as gay-oriented as Kelly Clarkson, but even the butchest screamo/metal lovers have to occasionally dork out… 

I have to confess that I've always wanted to meet a guy and geek out while partially clothed. The sexual tension would be too much! Eventually we'd wind up wrestling on the bed, making out and you can figure out where this is going.

Another confession–I'm not a big fan of this new Kelly single "I Do Not Hook Up". It reminds me of the songs you would hear in montage scenes for tween girl films like Sleepover or Bratz: The Movie (not that I've seen either of those movies). Plus, I do hook up, so the chorus doesn't really resonate with me!

With that said, I'd sit through any song if it involves a cute bearded boy in a towel. Especially since I'm drooling at the thought of that towel dropping! Even better, the blog I found this on gave a shoutout to MANHUNT! It may have been a reference to how turned off he was when a guy shoved dirty socks in his face, but it's something, you know?

– Dewitt

28 thoughts on “All I Ever Wanted (is Hot Boys in Towels Singing Kelly Clarkson)

  1. That was the stupidest 4 minutes ever!!! Im So sad for you… I really, really am.

  2. Oddly enough he reminds me of someone that I know. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing but either way he’s cute in that geeky boy kind of way. By the way…sometimes I do hook up as well. I mean, just last night..

  3. And gay people not appreciating those lyrics is why people want to define us as sex obsessed whores, even the ones who don’t

  4. Thanks for the link. Glad I’m not the only one that likes watching bearded dudes lip sync to Kelly Clarkson songs.

  5. no…of course you don’t hook up- but you do dance naked in a towel for everyone to see in hopes you can find a trick to fill your void! 😉

  6. Steve and Matt,
    Like you’ve never done anything when you were alone that you really didn’t want anyone to see but still liked what you were doing. Well, finally someone perfect on Manhunt… NOT!Give the guy credit- I didn’t watch the video because he didn’t really interest me, but if he had balls enough to put it on tape and then let it be shown online, more power to him. And embarrassing for WHOM?? Were you embarrassed for HIM, Matt? or BY him?? If he had the guts to do it, then he should be the only one showing embarrassment- he doesn’t need some guy he doesn’t even know (YOU)stating how embarrassed you are for a guy YOU don’t know. And speaking of being sad for someone, Cris is the one I feel sad for…

  7. LOL Cute, now he needs to post the “XXX” version on XTube. You know, the version without the towel. LOL

  8. was anyone else like super excited each time the towel almost came down? i know i was. and it was a cute fun thing to do. and just because u lip sync to a song like that does not mean u should immediately be a drag queen. you guys really need to stop with that whole masculine versus feminine things it is highly pointless.

  9. You feel sad for me why Justin? Because I don’t hook up or sleep around? Or because I have an issue with being included in people’s stereotypical issues with gays because they have an issue with keeping it in their pants? Society laughing at people because they value themselves too much to actually hookup is pathetic which in essence from what you’ve insinuated also makes you pathetic.

  10. Well, Steve and Matt, I’m glad you got a rise out of that. The so-called video should win an award for being THE LAMEST THING EVER, but to each his own. We could be friends. Your taste in men and entertainment is totally not mine!

  11. Lignten Up , Guys! It’s JUST meant to be fun! I’m glad he’s having a good time!

  12. Well, the fangs and claws are out again. The topic is just a cute bit of silly fluff, but I always know that no matter what the topic there’s always going to be at least two or three mean spirited, nasty, bitter queens in here throwing cold water as fast as they can and just being hateful bitches in general. Jeez, it must be just sheer heaven to live and work with you certain ones. Please, if you’re this angry…get some counseling. Especially cris…there’s obviously some deep seated sexual repression issues there. I’ll let you in on a little something cris, the reason that straight people look down on gays and other people about sex is a combination of religion and hate. If you can control someone’s sexuality then you can control most everything else about them, too. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE…WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOOD ABOUT DENYING YOURSELF PLEASURE? I will never understand that. It’s not like you’re going to get another turn.

  13. I almost forgot to ask, cris. Why do you care so much about what straight people or any people, for that matter, think??? Are you trying to win a merit badge or a popularity contest or something?

  14. There really is a lot of unnecessary vitriol out there, isn’t there? Again, the anonymity of online posting gets the better of human decency.
    If you want to complain about how terrible queers are, the Westboro Baptist Church can be found at http://www.godhatesfags.com. It’s a much more appropriate venue for that sort of thing than Manhunt.

  15. He can lip synch all he wants to, he is a hot guy, just wish that towel had dropped.
    You “girls” with all the negative comments, get the fuck over it, this hot guy has you beat hands down and I bet he is a lot of fun to be around, when was the last time you had ANY fun????????? Like Never!!!!!!

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