Two things to point out before we commence:
A) No one is looking forward to a third fourth American Pie movie. Really. It was barely funny the first time. These people should be ashamed.
B) Rape is sort of a comedy killer.
Jason Biggs is the actor who fucked an apple pie way back in 1999 for the original “American Pie”. In this Funny Or Die clip, the pie gets revenge. It fucks Jason with its dick which it describes as “a little apple slice.” It also makes Jason call himself “whore for pie”.
This is probably the creepiest thing you’ll see all week, but this alright-looking actor getting pantsed and fucked on his kitchen counter is sorta kinda hot. It’s weird, though. If this were a woman, I’d be offended. What does that say about us as a society? OR AM I JUST A PERVERT INTO RAPE FETISH??!?!?
– J. Harvey (via Unicorn Booty)
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I’ve never wanted to be an apple pie until right now. I wonder if Jason Biggs is “biggs”.
Okay… that was weird… and kinda funny. But also kinda hot. I think Jason Biggs is hot anyways, to me at least. I always wanted to fuck him… after seeing the original pie scene. Does that make me a freak? Yeah, sure it does. Am i ashamed of it? Fuck no!
im sorry J. but those movies are effin boss man. love them.
LOL I dunno man that was kind of funny and hot at the same time.
The pie in the bed ( spoof off the God Father horse head in the bed ) was funny Weird but funny … like the American pie movies
speak for yourself…..i was in high school when the first movie came out and I thought it was HILARIOUS!!! I will be seeing the new one opening weekend! it’s supposed to be very funny
Yeah to each his own J, but I will be seeing this movie opening day! I’m so excited they decided to make a sequel with the original cast, not those straight to dvd ones they’ve been pumping out for the last decade.
I saw a free screening of American Reunion and Jason Biggs went full frontal. He is actually packing some heat. Really nice ass too.
That’s the most funny disturbing thing I’ve ever seen! Hilarious!