When I’m not otherwise occupied writing about cock sluts and jackhammer fucks, I enjoy taking my pants off and spending time with the only thing that provides me more consistent entertainment than my left hand—my television. I’ve recently became enamored with the new USA series Playing House, and there’s one particular exchange from the episode “Bird Bones” that I just can’t seem to get out of my head.
One of the lead characters, Emma, is trying to pick someone off who’s hit rock bottom. She goes off on a list of reasons the other woman should feel fortunate, capping it off with, “And also? PS? Your body be bangin’.” Her words of encouragement are met with wide eyes and disbelief, “Really? You think my body be bangin’?” To which Emma matter-of-factly replies, “YES! Cause it does! It DOES be bangin’.”
This dialogue has come up three times in my life over the past week—1) When I saw Colby Keller‘s body in this scene and had to publicly recognize that it does, indeed, be bangin’, 2) When I received compliments on my profile pics and responded with similar wide eyes and disbelief, and 3) When I set my eyes on Minneapolis-based Manhunt member beagle.
Plain and simple? His body be bangin’. I’m waiting for this statement to backfire when one of you shady cum-wads tries to insist that his body does not be bangin’, so let me save you some time and energy by stating matter-of-factly that it does, it does be bangin’. End of discussion. I have dropped the microphone and walked away, because that’s what I heard you’re supposed to do in this sort of situation.
– Dewitt
Check out more pictures of this body in all its bangin’ glory below:
Head over here to read his profile or tell him his body be bangin’.
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His head would be bangin the head board while I fucked his bangin body!
I am from Mn, and know this guy..YES..His body is banging. He is a very sweet guy on top of it all (and smoking big brown eyes) My screen name being Topstudmpls!
Another post about another MH member?? I remember when this blog used to be fun to visit – it just seems like its lazy man posting now.
How about bringing me something I dont know or dont have access to please??
Omg, it DOES be bangin! And that show is great. But back to that body, drooooooool
Indeed. It is doing some major bangin’.
He does indeed have a bangin body, and a healthy one too. He doesn’t look starved or pumped up unnaturally or like all he does is work out non stop. It’s a great body that looks realistically obtainable. Plus I think he has a cute face too.
very handsome and hot guy! thanks for sharing him with us!
Nobody else seems to be complaining. Sorry if you’re offended by seeing hot guys from all around the world.
So what would you prefer they write about? “something I don’t know or dont have access to” are pretty vague ideas.
Hello Dewitt!
Don´t ignore me :´(
Why would I ignore you?!?!
There seems to be a general level of frustration that we haven’t been covering as much news and entertainment. While I fully understand this sentiment – especially since I enjoyed writing a lot of those posts – the fact of the matter is, they don’t get nearly as much traffic as anything else on the blog.
I am ONE MAN with 2-3 guest contributors and other responsibilities within my company. If I had time to make this blog a place for cum shots and everything else, I would be glad to do so… But right now, I’m giving everything I’ve got and aiming to give the people what they WANT to see (at least according to the numbers).
:: end sob story ::
And, geez, heaven forbid that the MANHUNT BLOG has regular posts about Manhunt members instead of another TL;DR essay about Jonah Hill calling someone a “faggot”…
I noticed his soulful big brown eyes too
I don’t agree with all your choices, but I don’t sleep w/ all the men I see—–just keep on doing what you do Dewitt, just wondering if you’ve seen Jason from the DIY home shows? hot hot hot man
I’m so confused! Are you implying that I sleep with all the men I see? You guys have a bizarre notion of what my sex life’s like.
(I think I know who you’re talking about. J. Harvey might have written a post about him a while back.)
I am happy to assist, Dewitt – want another contributor? Let me now. Of course, I would also have to ask – and what will you do for me lately and I am not saying make your body available to me. I respect you way too much for that under-the-radar type of things, of course! Hehe! I am being fully serious here.
you could just be selective about which news stories go in here. I don’t give a shit about pop culture and what jonah hill or snoop dog said. But I used to get all my big gay news from here. A new state legalizing marriage, Prop 8 updates, someone big coming out. I have to go to queerty for that now. A little news would be nice, but you don’t have to cover things that don’t really change the world. Just my opinion, I still read every day, and I admit I always read when you post a hot twunk (if that’s still a word).
Dewitt, I think you do an awesome job and I get what I come here for. Spank material.
“I enjoy taking my pants off and spending time with the only thing that provides me more consistent entertainment than my left hand” …mmmm I’m imagining you taking off your pants and OMG you’re left-handed too!
Right-handed, but I suppose I’m semi-ambidextrous when you take masturbation into account.
(Right hand on the mouse, left hand on my dick. If I’m not at a computer, the right hand is almost always otherwise occupied.)
Fair, but what’s so bad about going to Queerty, Joe.My.God or another gay blog to get your big gay news?
The problem is, most guys who log onto Manhunt aren’t looking for “news”. They might get excited to hear that another state legalizing marriage equality, but they’re going to get much more excited about watching a passionate fuck with their pants down.
My apologies if this comes off as cynical! I’ve been doing this for five years now, and it was only recently decided that I have to stick with “what works” and not try to write a blog that’s everything to everyone.
I may be the only one (there sure weren’t many comments in those posts) but I do miss the ones about music. I discovered a few good bands in this blog… who would have imagined it!!
You’re welcome to follow me or any of my playlists on Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/user/1239285354/playlist/3OwdykhZS6xXE7QbWG6LlW