What did you miss on last night's episode of America's Next Top Model? Well, Kim Kardashian stopped by as a guest judge, proving that socialites with sex-tapes know all about the modeling world. Tyra Banks took liberties with the English language by creating the world "dwiddling", which I assume is some combination of "dwindle" and "twiddle". She also told one model, who happened to be a mathematician, that one plus one actually equals three. The more you learn!
The girls went to speech class with the big-nosed lady from Seventeen magazine and totally gay comedian Ant. Their lesson came in handy when they interviewed some random chick from 90210. Then they filmed some CoverGirl commercials. But let's not focus too much on the details. Who went home? Who was selected first by the judges? If you were too lazy to Google it earlier in the day, find out here on the Daily.
– Dewitt
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JENNIFER: You know how CoverGirl commercials are usually cheesier than Kraft macaroni and cheese? Well, Jennifer totally understood this concept, and it resulted in her being selected by the judges as the best of the bunch. If she had turned down the head-tilts a notch, this could have been near perfect.
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NICOLE: If we put all these commercials on mute, Nicole would have taken the cake this week. There was just something awkward about her script and annunciation. Even so, I love that she succeeds enormously when others expect her to fail miserably. But let's not talk about how she asked that 90210 chick if she's ever been pregnant during the initial interview challenge.
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BRITTANY: Pssh, I don't care if Brittany sounded like a robot, because she's a motherfuckin' gorgeous robot. You could tell during the judges that she wanted to ravenously cock-slap Tyra and tell her that one plus one doesn't equal three. Work it out!
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SUNDAI: I practically laughed my balls off when I caught the first second of this commercial. Did Sundai know that this episode would be airing around Halloween? Because this girl looked like effing Gollum. She also looked like she had one too many Ty-garitas and rolled onto the set completely smangled.
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LAURA: As much as I'm cheering for Nicole to win the competition, I would jizz my drawers if Laura came out on top. Yes, her severe dyslexia may provide a huge obstacle in the world of commercial modeling, but who needs reading when you're so fucking charming and adorable?
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ERIN: This show seems to fluctuate between eliminating girls based on their overall performance and ditching chicks based on one little mess-up. Had they went with the latter logic last night, Erin would have been packing her bags. It's too bad they didn't, because her cocky attitude is getting on my nerves.
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RAE: It infuriates me that Rae got eliminated over "having no personality" instead of Sundai for "having an irritating personality and modeling like she's in a Sears catalogue". But everyone knows that there can only be one platinum blonde in the end. Adios, mami!
Gawds, are hubby and me the only gay men who don’t watch this show and don’t care one way or the other?
Yeah, I was hoping they would send Erin home. She was runnning that mouth and then next thing she’s in tears! lol.
The 1 + 1 = 3 thing was meant to relate to the 3 types of makeup (mascara, eyeliner and shadow). It was supposed to be a joke, lol.
Ugh I wanted Erin to go home so badly. If she would have it would have been the best top 6 ever. Well it’s probably still the best top 6 every. Hopefully She doesn’t get to the top 3. But I have a feeling she will, or maybe even win. Tyra has a habit of picking the worst girl in the top to win. I will honestly be happy with any other girl winning. But hopefully it’s Nicole or Laura. Or Jennifer or Brittany would be ok. And I like Sundai but she’s not a very strong model.
Michael u and ur Hubby r not alone I could not give 2 shits about about that show !!
wow alot of these are bad… no wonder she won… she was actually professional on some believable level. 😛