Last night, a storm blew out my TV, and I wasn't too happy about missing Glee or America's Next Top Model. I was especially upset that I wouldn't be able to bust out my weekly ANTM recap, and as if some higher power was at work… I stumbled upon this web banner. Yes, that "sucker for humor" named "Anna" is actually Cycle 5's ANTM winner, Nicole Linkletter. Not quite a recap, but it'll do for now.
The sight of her on that banner brought on a range of questions. Are things going that badly for Nicole that she sold her likeness to a second-rate dating site? Could she even legally pimp out that picture? Does she even know they're using this picture? And perhaps most important of all–can he make her smile?
– Dewitt
Ashley went home.