On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the contestants participated in the ever-so-important Tyra Banks photo-shoot. They also tackled one another while running around a Walmart, which included a hilarious intro by Nigel Barker's wife Cristen Chin (who would obviously never be caught dead wearing something from Walmart).
Sundai, the shortest girl in the competition, worked her tiny-ass legs to win the challenge. But Brittany snagged a far superior prize–immunity and a shoot for Tyra's site. We can't all be so lucky, though…
Bianca's perpetual inability to give good face left Tyra wondering whether she was "the verb and not the noun". She could model, but was she a model? Similar questions should have been asked about Ashley, who fumbled so much that Tyra had to change her shoot's direction three times. So who went home–the girl who should have been ousted two weeks ago or the girl who is so bland that I can't even handle it?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: CW TV
To check out this week's shoot and find out who was eliminated, follow the JUMP:
BRITTANY: Y'all know I love me some Brittany, but there's no reason that this should have been selected as the top picture. However, this is a huge step in the right direction after last week's mishap. I'm still rooting for this girl!
JENNIFER: This bitch (and I say that in an endearing sort of way) earned major points for asking Tyra whether she could scream during her shoot. It was one of the first times we saw any personality from her, and I liked it a lot.
RAE: There seems to be a general consensus that this was the best picture of the night. Ms. Jay said there was something very "Icelandic" about it. I'd agree, because it reminds me of those creepy Aryan chicks on all the Icelandic airline posters.
NICOLE: I'm still infuriated that they've yet to pick Nicole as the best picture. She's consistently taken great shots from the beginning, and several of the judges have said that she looks like she should already be in magazines. They criticized her contortionist Gollum-hands, but I think that shit's fierce as fuck. And yes, I just said "fierce". Shoot me.
ERIN: If Erin hadn't pulled her bullshit "I'm not here to make friends" schtick during this episode, I would have been much more intrigued by this shot. They kept saying she looked like an alien, and I'm one-hundred percent behind that description. She's basically E.T.'s second cousin.
LAURA: You know how I'm obsessed with Laura, but it's starting to become annoying that she makes the same parted-lip expression in every photo. One of the judges said this looked like a painting from The Renaissance. Though I wouldn't have ever thought that, it's a pretty accurate comparison.
SUNDAI: Now don't get me wrong… this is Sundai's best shot yet. But does anyone else think she consistently looks like she's trying too hard? It's like she's studied previous ANTM cycles, determined what it takes to win and tried to mimic those expressions. She needs to step up her game!
KARA: I kept forgetting that Kara wasn't in the bottom two. For the first time ever, one of the judges referenced her vaguely masculine features. I can't believe it took that long!
ASHLEY: I don't care if Tyra had trouble getting this shot. It's better than at least the two shots above it. I'm anything but Team Ashley, but it didn't make sense for her to be in the bottom two. Just because Tyra screwed up her art direction, she has to suffer?
BIANCA: Aaaaawkward! That's what Bianca's face is like in this shot. I was just starting to feel bad for her, and then they pull the rug up from under me. That's the beauty of reality-television manipulation.
WANDA SUE: Say hello to the fiercest bitch in the ANTM universe. Laura's grandmother designs and constructs all of the southern cutie's threads. I am absolutely obsessed with her, and I'm hoping she'll design me a stylish jumpsuit.
haha. That blue suit Laura was wearing was a mess! But she rocked that shit like it was Prada! Loved it. She has one of the best personalities out of all the girls.
Wow… Tyra banks can actually grab a camera and make something actualy good.. Im surprised, the pics are great!! I would never tought that Tyra could do those shots. I don’t know, I always believed she was really stupid.