Do you miss our Weekly Top Ten countdown? Well, welcome to our very first edition of Aural Fixation! Each week, we’ll lure you in with pictures of atrociously attractive gentlemen, and then present you with four new songs that could potentially appear on your “Bumpin’ Taints All Night Long” playlist.
It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved! Guys who don’t care about music can look at hot dudes, while guys who do care about music can vote in a sort-of-dumb poll. Plus, you won’t have to deal with seeing the same five artists over and over again… So, um, let’s get things cracking with today’s round, featuring tracks by Delilah, M83, Kelly Rowland and The Roots.
As always, feel free to leave suggestions for next week in the comments!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment
To check out this week’s selection and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
DELILAH – GO: It’s okay if you’ve never heard of Delilah! This is the UK newcomer’s very first solo effort, after an appearance on Chase & Status’ drum-and-bass track “Time”. Although she may not be the most powerful vocalist in the entire world, there’s a sexy quality to her voice that we can’t resist. “Go” would have us naked before the door closed.
M83 – MIDNIGHT CITY: While M83 doesn’t necessarily scream “sex”, a few of our fave Twitter gays have been going crazy over the band’s new album. The pace and instrumentation of “Midnight City” allow for a more varied fuck. You can slow things down during the verses and then jackhammer his ass when those synths kick in.
KELLY ROWLAND – DOWN FOR WHATEVER: Kelly Rowland’s latest release is, quite possibly, the most stereotypical option in today’s competition. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! There’s something to be said for a good dance beat, and the line “I’m down for whatever, when it comes to you” definitely appeals to us.
THE ROOTS F/ BIG K.R.I.T.- MAKE MY: If you pay attention to the lyrics, there isn’t actually anything sexy about this… But are you really going to be paying attention to the lyrics when you’re getting bent over and plowed like there’s no tomorrow? Probably not.
..none of the above
This is the part where you should SUGGEST something you’d rather be listening to.
I voted for Kelly Rowland, but thats cause i like the song. For fucking I prefer soemthing like Enigma or soemthing similar.
I like Dalilah’s vocals on Go. Great track. Kelly’s song is good for sex. I think for a more intimate night I’d prefer 1+1 by Beyonce. The only decent song in “4”.
Ummm…nothing? Maybe some very quiet general house music but I prefer the sounds of grunting and moaning. Plus, it’s harder to sleep afterwards with loud music playing lol.
kelly has the hottest men in her vids. So she wins by default.
I think that Sail by Awolnation is probably the best song to fuck too – should have been on the list!!
I’d go with the classics…Madonna – Justify My Love
Thank you for bringing back some sort of musical segment to MHD! Now, if you would just bring back the “Must Read” segment…
Someone should have told the guy in the first pic to wipe his ass first before taking the pictures:)
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either have your eyes checked or have your meds adjusted. Just sayin’
Aaaaaw Dewitt, man i miss your music posts! It’s been years. More of these please.
Ugh! Dwitt, Just bring back the weekly top ten already! Back on topic, I voted for kelly caus her video for lay it on me was so hot the men gave me a hard on.
I’ve said it before, I’ll bring back the Weekly Top Ten if you can get another 4000 people to read it.
Nice to see something like the Top 10 Aural back, no matter the form or presentation
i made love to these 4 songs on repeat last night